lirik lagu zfm – jerry seinfeld
[intro]
and ladies and gentlemen
miles fig!
[verse 1]
what do you call a one~legged waitress?
ihop! (~laughter~)
why don’t oysters donate to charity?
because their selfish! (~laughter~)
something came in the mail
deez nuts! (~laughter~)
[verse 2]
why aren’t cold, bad
wait am i reading this wrong?
oh sh~t i am
[verse 3]
(what does~?)
what does a baby computer call its father?
data (~laughter~)
why do sprinters eat before a race?
nothing, they’re fast (~laughter~)
~cough~
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk (~laughter~)
will smith (ah)
[verse 4]
why did adele cross the road?
to say h~llo from the othеr side (~laughter~)
[verse 5]
how do you organize an astromonеr’s birthday party?
you planet (~laughter~)
[outro]
alright that’s all we got for you today folks!
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- lirik lagu the mountain goats – mark on you