lirik lagu yuri tarded – i just ate an entire pack of mints (and i’m gonna shit myself)
[verse 1]
i’m hungry, lookin’ in the kitchen
for a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin’
the cupboard’s empty, except for the back
a small stack of snacks, in a foil it’s wrapped
i take it to the sofa, and watch tv
the pack’s not feeling quite as heavy
i look down, and what do i see?
it’s empty, and they’re sugar~free!
[chorus]
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh~t myself (yeah)
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh~t myself (woah)
they just tasted good, and i really didn’t think
i better enjoy the next 24 hours, ’cause i’ll be sh~tting in the sink
that’s right!
[verse 2]
i don’t care if i have good breath
if it makes my bathroom smell like death
it tasted great but i payed the fees
and i covered it up with a minty breeze
i’m on my throne, squatting, squinting
why the f~ck did i put so many mints in?
here’s the moral of my narrative
never down a natural laxative
[chorus]
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh~t myself (yeah)
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh~t myself (woah)
they just tasted good, and i really didn’t think
i better enjoy the next 24 hours, ’cause i’ll be sh~tting in the sink
that’s right!
[outro]
oh god, oh f~ck
why? why?
it burns! the pain!
ah!
~crying~
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- lirik lagu cezik – w miarę
- lirik lagu lil slip – where u been?
- lirik lagu gin – fairweather friends
- lirik lagu inbar barlach – אז הלב שוב נשבר
- lirik lagu yung spinach cumshot – cherry
- lirik lagu harry belafonte – long long time
- lirik lagu tom cardy – repress it!
- lirik lagu fundracar – junkie chicks (the funky after effect)
- lirik lagu giovanni lindo ferretti – ombra brada