lirik lagu yung mc nogg – head dealer
[intro: lil cinnamon cheeto]
so let me tell you a story
so one day
peter and his friends were craving some head
they went to the head dealer
who lived in a shack in the woods
and they-
they requested to buy some head from him
he said:
“that will be twenty-five dollars”
so they paid up
and they had fun with the head
turning it into a bl–dy pulp
until, once they were done with it
they threw it in the lake
the end
[chorus]
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
[verse 1: yung mc nogg]
i live in wood
sell head for twenty-five dollar
if you buy none
i will make you holler
by stealing your head
putting it in my fridge
until a buyer comes along
and i sell you to him
the buyer’s named peter
he is a head eater
he will enjoy your head
blend it into three liters
drink your head like a smoothie
have some crackers on the side
the crackers are not made of head
they just help peter get wide
head dealer in the shack
head dealer with the glock
head dealer with the mob
head dealer hard as rock
head dealer on the mic
head dealer deal head
head dealer kiss your girl
head dealer in her bed
i deal head to all your bros
i deal head to all your pals
i deal head to little jimmy
i deal head to little val
from head dealer you not safe
you can call me santa klaus
cause i just found your chimney
head dealer in your house
[chorus]
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
[transition]
at this point in the song
i will p-ss the mic to my acquaintance
he is known to many
as lil cinnamon cheeto
or lil cheeto, for short
[verse 2: lil cinnamon cheeto]
yo it’s cheeto here
i’ve dealt with the collector
disgusting as a slug
and scary as a specter
stupid as a tard
deadly as uranium
but who am i to complain
he sells me craniums
he’ll do anything for cash
head gone in a flash
he’s the ultimate weapon
decapitation in one slash
everyone around
knows him for his bad deals
but we gotta get our heads
gotta get our meals
if you don’t buy
you better run fast
or else it will be
your skull that gets axed
and you will be sold
to the little boy zach
and become his
midday snack
[transition 2]
ad-libs
cheeto here
brrrrr-a
brrrrr-a
are you just-
are you just saying that so i can put it in the song?
no, i’m just joking
[chorus]
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
see a girl in the street
and you know i finna feel her
live in a shack in the woods
call me the head dealer
[outro]
just, yeah
just say something along the lines of
“let me tell you a story”
and then…
okay
okay
h-llo
welcome to my rendition of “the head dealer”
let me tell you a story
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