a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

lirik lagu your favorite martian - everyone clapped

[intro: puff puff, cartoon wax]
man, you are not gonna believe what happened to me the other day
what’s that?
my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
you have a girlfriend?
and then

[verse 1: puff puff]
she invited me to a coffee shop but she don’t drink coffee usually
so, it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me (we need to talk)
she said she was seeing another man (what?)
who sang in a kid rock cover band?
then, out the window, i saw children (help!)
trapped in a burnin’ building
so, i ran into the blaze
and i pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
then i stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
so, my ex~girlfriend she saw the whole frickin’ thing then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
i said “nah, go and be with fake kid rock!”
[chorus: benatar, puff puff]
and everyone clapped
you should’ve seen it
everyone clapped
gotta believe it
and everyone clapped
i swear it’s true
and everyone clapped
you believe me, don’t you?

[post~chorus: puff puff]
ain’t no bullsh~t
i ain’t lying
clap, clap clap
ain’t no bullsh~t

[verse 2: cartoon wax]
okay, let me tell you what happened to me
well, i was at a coffee shop
and my girlfriend walked in with kid rock
not a cover band, the actual guy
i said “bawitdaba!” then i punched him in the eye
the police came to arrest me, of course
but instead they asked me to join the force (yeah!)
within a month, i had made a deal
to be the boss of the navy seals
they stationed me in iraq
where i saved the world from a nuclear attack
yeah, i was a hero overnight
so, they made a movie about my life (action!)
the movie won a bunch of oscars and sh~t
then they put my face on a monument
and then i rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did
[chorus: benatar, cartoon wax, benatar and cartoon wax]
and everyone clapped
you should’ve seen it
everyone clapped
gotta believe it
and everyone clapped
i swear it’s true
and everyone clapped
you believe me, don’t you?

[post~chorus: puff puff]
ain’t no bullsh~t
i ain’t lying
i’m applauding
ain’t no bullsh~t

[bridge]
couldn’t help but overhear
the lies you told are so severe
buncha losers, i’m pretty sure you’re making things up ’cause you’re insecure (wha?)
you’re bullsh~tters
i’m not surprised that both your girlfriends left you guys
in fact, i bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends, they didn’t exist
idiots

[outro: benatar, cartoon wax]
and everyone clapped
i can’t believe it
that everyone laughed
we were defeated
and everyone clapped
i swear it’s true
and everyone clapped
nah, you should’ve seen me, it was crazy, i punched kid rock in the face, everything i say is~
everyone clapped

- lirik lagu your favorite martian

Lirik lagu lainnya:

LIRIK YANG LAGI HITS MINGGU INI