lirik lagu wedding singer ensemble – single
sammy:
no one tells you how you ought to live
no one glares when you do jello shooters
guys:
jello
sammy:
no one says that you’re insensitive cause her birthday meal took place at hooters
guys:
hooters
sammy:
no one tells you that your bald spot’s grown
or that you ought to tone your flab
guys:
tone your flab
sammy:
so pour a double gin
here’s to your double chin
all:
yeah, start the party
start a tab
sammy:
cause you’re
all:
single
sammy:
you are
all:
single
sammy:
and you’ll keep staying single if you’re smart
guys:
if you are smart
sammy:
yeah, you’re single
you are single
no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
guys:
moonwalk on your heart
sammy:
trust me
all:
this is when the good times really start
sammy:
no one minds the laundry on your floor
ricky:
no one pouts with every chick you look at
bum:
no one tries to clean your p-rno drawer
sammy:
no one traps you with
sammy, george, ricky & bum:
“does my -ss look fat?”
george:
bust a move in women’s underwear
while you’re blasting cher or wham
guys:
cher or wham!
sammy, george, ricky & bum:
so fill your ranger’s cup
the toilet seat stays up
the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
george:
cause you’re
all:
single
george:
you are
all:
single
george:
not a care in the world can bother you
guys:
can bother you
george:
you are single
you are single
you can do what you’ve always wanted to
guys:
always wanted to
george:
well, no commitments
sammy, george, ricky & bum:
cause you’re only p-ssing through
(rap)
ricky:
yo, making a date with some needy girl
is a waste of my time and my jheri curl
sammy:
i don’t need a girl who don’t understand
when i got a date with my left hand
bum:
well, i like the ladies, heaven knows
but in the words in nietzsche, “bro’s before ho’s”
george:
now, i don’t like a girl who’ll cry and bawl
in fact, i never liked girls at all
robbie:
sammy, george, ricky, and bum:
i’m starting to see where you’re coming from
robbie:
cause i’m
all:
single
robbie:
oh, yeah
all:
single
robbie:
i’ll behave like a dude’s meant to behave
guys:
meant to behave
robbie:
always single
ever single
single now and till i’m in my grave
all:
single till i am lying in my grave
sammy:
though at times i might want someone to hold me tight
and promise me that everything’ll be all right
(spoken)
bum:
everything’ll be all right
sammy:
thanks, man
(sung)
all:
i’ll stay single till i’m rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave
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