lirik lagu tweedy bird loc – street jokes
~ hahaha!
~ yo’ mama got two ways like, this and that
~ hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
~ yo’ mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
~ hahahaha! ahh hahahaha!
~ yo’ mama got one leg they call her aileen!
~ yo! aileen, d~mn!
~ yo’ daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his k back at some flashlight
~ hahahaaha
~ yo’ mama saw you she’s a g~ngb~ngin’ dinosaur
~ hey!
~ yo’ mama so dumb she saw a sign say “dip here” she ran on and got some potato chips
~ yo’ mama’s old she fart dust!
~ hahaha!
~ 4 clips’ shoes so tight they look like tacos!
~ hahaha!
~ yo’ mama look like a snail with a finger wave, n~gga
~ yo’ mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
~ yo’ mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
~ hahaha, cuz!
~ yo’ mama so tall~yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
~ yo’ mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
~ hahahaha! d~mn!
~ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin’ “hey, kool~aid”!
~ haha!
~ yo’ mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
~ ahahaha!
~ yo’ mama so dumb, fucc it…
~ the fucc did yo’ mama toss?
~ ahahahaha!
~ yo’ mama so~yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
~ oh no! hеy!
~ yo’ mama so dumb when god was passin’ out braids, she thought he said “trains” so she said “gimme a slow”…
~ hahaha what?
~ yo’ mama’s a fat biatch!
~ hahaha!
~ fashion boulevard, fast boulevard!
~ yo’ mama stank, yo mama stank
~ yo’ house so little you literally drop a face tie? while [?] on the wall carpeted
~ yo’ mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
~ yo’ mama house look like you walkin’ in everybody!
~ haha!
~ yo’ mama teef~yo’ mama teef so white she look like she be chewin’ powdered donuts!
~ yo’ mama yo~yo’ mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
~ haha
~ yo’ mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
~ ahahaha!
~ yo’ mama so skinny she swallowin’ a bb and thought she was 9 months pregnant
~ yo’ mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
~ ahahaha!
~ her nose went to the…!
~ your mama got cancer!
~ yo’ daddy’s~yo’ daddy’s so thick he can’t read newspapers at daytime ’cause he would burn that mothaf~cka up!
~ ahahaha!
~ all that fat lady…
~ spokesman!
~ mothaf~cka, x~rays, mothaf~cka!
~ yo’ mama and daddy went half old age!
~ f~ckin’ hypertentious…
~ ahaha!
~ yo’ mama ain’t got no~yo’ mama ain’t got no arms talkin’ ’bout some [?], n~gga
~ tested positive!
~ haha positive!
~ yo’ mama tested positive!
~ ahahaha!
~ hey hey why did ronald mcdonald died ay ay?
~ why?
~ ’cause he believed in magic!
~ ahahahaha!
~ yo’ mama got one arm and swim in circles!
~ ahahaha hey!
~ yo’ mama so dumb she took the donut bacc ’cause it had a hole in the middle, n~gga
~ yo’ mama so dumb she thought donuts on ’em… uhhh!
~ ahaha!
~ yo’ mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and k!lled two daddies!
~ she bit off donuts off the curb!
~ ahaha!
~ yo’ mama so dumb she thought cheerios and donuts sinks!
~ ahahaha!
~ yo’ mama~yo’ mama, n~gga!
~ yo’ mama so old she knew cap’n crunch when she a cub scout
~ no dog, she knew big bear when she was a cub!
~ god d~mn…
~ yo’ mama so old she knew big bear when she was a stopwatch!
~ yo’ mama so old she knew king tut when he was a prince!
~ yo’ mama so old~yo’ mama so old she knew the beatles when they was cocoons!
~ yo’ mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta george washington’s nose
~ uhh…
~ yo’ mama so fat she sellin’ a dollar and made for a quarter
~ hey yo’ mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
~ d~mn! hahaha!
~ yo’ mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
~ yo’ mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
~ hahaha!
~ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow~legged fire agent
~ yo’ mama don’t have dreams, she have movies, n~gga
~ d~mn!
~ yo’ mama so old she dreams re~runs!
~ yo’ mama so old…
~ yo’ mama don’t take pictures, she take billboards!
~ hahahaha!
~ yo’ mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a big book
~ hahaha!
~ yo’ mama so old jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends…
~ ahahahaha!
~ yo’ mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the rams
~ yo’ mama so~hey, yo’ mama so fat~yo’ mama so fat, look, yo’ mama so fat she need queen~sized mattresses when she pee
~ ahahaha ohhh!
~ what did michael jaccson said when bubble was succin’ his dicc?
~ what?
~ hoo hoo hoo hoo!
~ buggin’…
~ bullsh~t!
~ that’s buggin’ y’all!
~ ahahaha of course you buggin’!
~ shut the fucc up! yeah
~ alright, no clips!
~ ahahahaha!
~ sh~t, there we got no clips, no clips is swallowed up!
~ whaaaat? hahaha!
~ oh n~gga, yo’ mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
~ ahhahaaa!
~ no! nope! get the f~ck outta here…
~ hey n~gga buggin’ like [?]…!
~ keep her two~faced…!
~ ahahaha!
~ you look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
~ oh sh~t…!
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