lirik lagu the underdogs (youtubers) – the smashtuber diss track
little z up in this b~tch
poppt1 about to droppt1 bar
jackson de~cogger
hopcat starting you off on the track
man, we didn’t have to do this
but we f~ckin’ did anyway!
i’m not a rapper
brring brring
king of sk!ll, your therapist called
they said stop watching spongebob, you’re 25 years old (hahaha)
you leave your webcam off (cringe)
but everybody knows
you’ll never hide that golden gate bridge of your nose (whaa)
that sh~t is so big it’s bigger than your chode (eww)
your eyes aren’t even in the same postcode
your edits are stale (bruh) wherе can your channel go (bruh)
playing sound effects 50 timеs in a row (bruh)
attention spans are low, you know it shows
the channel grows like a tumour with your childish humour
if your parents (ooh) knew sooner
that your job was to be an alpharad doppelgänger
they would have gone out the back with a wire hanger
you haven’t made a banger since you gave up smash
is trashing whack smashers with down smashes
not enough to rack in the fat stacks anymore
you’re getting poor
bills piling up at the door
so the answers more
you gotta put in more edits
if the viewers stop and think for just a second
they might just go and end it (sd)
can the content i contend with just come to its end
and i can see your ~n~lytics, it’s a downward trend (not really)
it’s like you peaked in high school but instead of having friends
you’ve got a bunch of stupid montages with sh~t cpm (no midrolls?)
call yourself a king when you’re more like a peasant (dirty)
so throw down your crown let’s not get unpleasant (side b)
make a group channel with 2 or 3 friends (verny)
you just looked at us and then you said do it again
beefy smash doods more like bad at smash doods
if you were actually beefy, you would get more views (woo)
used to have the best smash content in town (ha ha)
now your channel reminds me of something brown
in my pants (pfffrrt)
flatulence (what)
i don’t always poo my pants (eww)
like a fool
it only happened one time i~ in high school (what the f~ck)
anyway what were we talking about?
oh that’s right, you got no clout
cfive bet you see a 5 in the mirror (ugly)
and your videos just never deliver
and who wants to watch your 2nd channel?
i’d rather burn my eye with a candle
you’ve lost your energy you’ve got no spark
you sound like you get less sleep than a shark
which isn’t a lot because they can’t sleep (sheesh)
maybe you guys should try counting sheep
then your videos could be more exciting
currently i’d rather watch some paint drying
while i’m trying to escape piranhas biting
my feet and i’m crying and dying
they’re prying me open
now i’m choking and now i’m croaking
and i’m going to die please help me out
oh they’re not piranhas, they’re just some trout (phew)
so if you want some help with being more hype
i have a tutorial on my channel that’ll work quite right
they said to keep this pg but…
(panda, panda, panda, panda)
pg’s f~ckin’ dead
(brrrraap)
look at marss in the panda
you won a dreamhack atlanta (nice)
but ever since they disbanded
you’re placing as low as your bank account balance (he’s poor)
33rd
monkey monday cause you’re throwing your matches like t~rds
and i heard
you’re a camper?
naughty boy i’m telling santa
donkey kong, masher
zero suit, spammer
you think that your joker’s the answer? (nope)
but your gameplay is still f~cking cancer
typical smasher
n0body taught him his manners
cause he’s dressing up for bracket like bananas in pajamas
(ay, ay, ay, d~mn)
using nair more than a palutena
therefore we’re all thinking where’s your brain gone? (stupid)
and i call your mum zss
cause she sucks
(my d~ck)
good players from panda? endangered like their species (critical)
cause combos that you land are less impressive than my faeces (sh~t)
you fell off like humpty dumpty
these clumsy up~bs, you must be rusty
trust me
i think it’s time to retire
if only your views were higher (ay)
you were top of rankings
now you’re getting spankings
you’re a f~cking has~been
losing to my falcon
(he really did, he lost to my falcon, he lost a match to my fal~ i got the clip)
choctopus needs help
have you heard he’s thirty still plays kirby
how did such a nerdy virgin still have a baby? (wahh)
just like your viewers, still bottle feeding
meanwhile your hairline is receding
there’s no treating it, follicles depleting yeah
faster than a sonic speeding
leaving cause they saw your videos
no~one laughs at your cringey jokes
old man that yells at amiibos
and jerks off to pics of geno
oh oh gimme that wood (yeaah)
wood wood wooden puppet
would choctopus f~ck it?
if he could could he’d love it (yes)
put me in mario rpg
gonna shoot him in the head with an rpg
i’ll end his f~cking life
(like your s~x life ended with your wife)
he’s made of wood, but he gives it to choc
watching rule 34 with a rock hard c~ck
not as hard as getting geno in smash
your favourite character’s f~cking trash
greetings traveller, this sidequest is a challenge
copy underdogs without any of the talent
and i will reward you with a large sum of money
if you collect 5 white guys and none of them are funny
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