lirik lagu the toilet bowl cleaners – gotta poop (& i’m with a pretty girl)
well, i live in a very, very tiny apartment
and i had a girl with me up there when a little fart went
out of my bum, i knew i was losing not winning
because that little fart, it was only the beginning
i started wishing i had a bigger place, i wish i had made some improvements
the bathroom was way too close and i needed to have a bowel movement
a big one with explosions and probably some diarrhea
it would probably take fifteen minutes
and when i came back out she’d say “see ya later”
“it’s over, our love has reached it’s end”
“anyone with bowels like that can’t be my boyfriend”
and i couldn’t let that happen
no, no, no, no, not a chance
so i held it, and i held it till i started p~~ping my pants
and of course she noticed my pants turning brown
i faked a nice smile, she wore a big frown
i washed up in the bathroom, i put some clean clothes on
and sure enough when i came back, she was gone, gone, gone, gone
it would have gone better, who knows we might have dated
if only i had been constipated
if only i had been constipated
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