lirik lagu the simpsons – king of cats itchy and scratchy medley
bart:
dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you’ve ever done for us
homer:
or will ever do
lisa:
i can’t wait to see this reimagining of itchy & scratchy by avant-garde director julianna crelmner
homer:
hey, it says here the “book” was written by tom stoppard. this isn’t a book! it’s a play! (laughs) book
african man:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor…
old cat:
all hail the king of the cats
cast:
sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor…
marge:
(gasps) they’re coming down the aisles! what if they want to interact with me? looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
bart:
don’t worry, mom, they all p-ss by
marge: oh thank god. (a monkey immediately walks up and’ ‘starts to “talk” to her. confused, marge makes monkey noises back.)
bart: (chuckles)
cast:
itchy-scratchy, itchy-itchy-scratchy
itchy-scratchy, itchy-itchy-scratchy
(cont’d over following)
singing cat:
from the day you were born in the alley
to the day you were hit by a car
there’s cream to drink and mice to eat
and great big b-lls of yarn
it’s the circle
the circle of—
itchy:
knife! (itchy runs around giggling and cutting off the old cat’s arms and legs.)
lisa:
i love the use of streamers as blood. it robs the violence of its power
bart:
woo-hoo! i’m drenched in “blood”!
scratchy:
i don’t know why i trust him
i guess some cats just never learn
itchy:
i feel so good when i have crushed him
or left him mangled, maimed and burned
both:
i suppose it’s symbiotic
and perhaps a bit erotic
scratchy:
’cause pain is my narcotic
itchy:
you really liked it?
scratchy:
yes, i loved it
both:
and that’s why we’re always
itchy:
fighting…
scratchy:
and biting…
itchy:
and dynamite igniting!
homer:
hey, check it out! i’m scratcher or somethin’
cast:
it’s the circle
the circle of knife!
it’s the circle
the circle of knife!
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