lirik lagu the rumbamen – sausages in the bath pond
[song]
i didn’t eat any sausages today (sausages)
i put them in my bath pond
i ate some bacon though
but i’m a vegetarian (oh)
what’s the deal with vegetarianism? (i dunno)
what’s the deal with vegetarianism? (i dunno man)
what do you believe man?
sandbag
when i open the door
i’m gonna walk right in, gonna open the door
gonna walk right in, gonna open the door
gonna tell you tell you tell you tell you
all about the things, all the things that i do
with my free left eye
what?
i have a free left eye didn’t you know that?
no! (i thought you paid for it)
no, it was for free (bahh!)
pop it!
money!
suck my d-ck!
the funky sound of the wh0r-house (suck my d-ck)
funky funky time, (suck my d-ck)
skunky, skunky rhyme (suck my d-ck)
smells bad, so bad (suck my d-ck)
smells pig, so pig? (suck my d-ck)
suck his d-ck, (suck my d-ck)
suck my d-ck
wah wah wah, wahhh naahhh, nahhh, nahhh
woah
hold it, i have something to say
i am now, a piece of lettuce (whoah!)
suck my d-ck
suck my d-ck
why?
for 5 dollas
you get a candy bar
(and a swiss turntable!)
b-tch i only got three
you better not have, not have no brother
i have at least a hundred brothers
goddammit kathlynn
all over nine thousand of you
santa
children, no
not this sh-t again
hi guys
no no! no stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it!
(he’s tormenting us all!)
you’re tormented!
(will ferrell)
hi guysboom
(he murdered you)
i’ve been murdered (bye guys)
i’ve been murdered
holy sh-t
(will ferrell in a santa outfit)
(do not fall victim to him)
(and stop stealing my riffs that metallica stole from me)
metallica? i don’t know who they are
sh-t, this is all false, none of this is real
i’m a kitty cat
i’m a kitty cat
and the guitar flies away
i’m a kitty cat
i’m a kitty cat with whiskers
i have whiskers, i have whiskers
i whiskers have, i have whiskers
on my face, and everywhere else
i have whiskers
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
none of this is real
eats a fish
none of this is real (meow)
none of this is real (meow)
none of this is real (meow)
none of this is real (meow)
hey that was a f-cked up dream (none of this is real)
i woke up (none of this is real)
you’re not your f-cking khakis (none of this is real)
oh, i fell asleep on the book case again (none of this is real)
read the books (none of this is real)
none of this is real, none of this is real
this is the sound of my b-tt (none of this is real)
some of this is real, because you can hear it (none of this is real)
some of this is not real (none of this is real)
i think we ran out of songs, this is it, this is the last song
because we don’t have any more (none of this is real)
this is not the song (none of this is real)
none of this is real
none of this is real
none of this is real
b-tch i got fired
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