lirik lagu the quick fix – the real dick
intro.:
“i’m standing here with local assh0l~s, the quick fix~~
you’ve p~ssed~off everybody, gentlemen.”
d~mn right!
“the walls are closing in: you’re in the corner… what are you going to do??”
…i’m gonna whip out my real d~ck
verse 1:
i ain’t in the mood m~th~ f~ckas! (that’s right! that’s right!)
that’s all i know fo’sho… (whip out my real d~ck!)
i ain’t in the mood m~th~ f~cka! (~screams~ whip out my real d~ck!!)
(awww yeeeaaa!!!)
my real d~ck comes equipped
with a scope and a grip on top of it
fully decked~out; i’ma ball wit it
put a beam on the tip, i’ma f~ck ya tits. (i’ma f~ck ya tits!)
drop a dong~bomb on ya b~tch and dip
‘deez nutz bust caps like banana clips
i’m goin’ fully automatic on a real d~ck blitz!
i don’t fire blanks—congratulations!
9~months later, i got another kid
and one more b~tch with a courtesy~stitch
because love is war! and i’m a kind gentleman:
i’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my real d~ck!
uhh! (you gonna get what you deserve.)
yea i’ll pop ya brain with my real d~ck! (you gonna get what you deserve~~)
take ya out to fro~yo, give ya soft~serve
ya finna catch hands m~th~ f~cka!
you gonna get what you deserve…
give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!
chorus:
lean back! big d~ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d~ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d~ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d~ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
verse 2:
ya talkin’ that sh~t on the quick fix?…(whaaaaaat!!!)
gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha mama’s crib…
yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip—
another notch on the stalk of my c~ck for a dead snitch
talkin’ that sh~t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay~yo) it’s well~known that you a b~tch!
talkin’ that sh~t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay~yo) it’s well~known that you a b~tch!
~~gun fire; metal casings hit the floor~~ sh~t!
(ay~yo) it’s well~known that you a b~tch!
rat~a~tat~tat! ya ass is gonna get whacked!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
hey! give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!!!
chorus:
lean back! big d~ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d~ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d~ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d~ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (uhhh!!)
ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!
post~chorus:
got treats in my pocket for the k~9 unit…
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d~ck!
saltpeter on my c~ck to keep me from doin’ it …
so come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
outro:
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
that real sh~t!!
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
my real d~ck!!
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- lirik lagu eah jé – hon sa
- lirik lagu אתי אנקרי – klum – כלום – etti ankri
- lirik lagu fat randy – smarter child
- lirik lagu bobby harrison – thinkin’ ’bout you
- lirik lagu vapour trails – true love
- lirik lagu rawal – 64 raw (red bull 64 bars)
- lirik lagu miles agean – apricot breeze
- lirik lagu mark edmond – steppin’ stone
- lirik lagu toby grey – peace of mind