lirik lagu the mr. t experience – how’d the date end? [original version]
go?
i picked her up at the specified time
i was dressed to the nines, and she looked sublime
in a pink sequin dress, just a bit too tight
and i was thinking this could be the night
at the restaurant things were in full bloom
she said she had to visit the ladies room
it may have been just a visit, but i guess along the way
she decided that she’d extend her stay
did she ever come back?
no, she never camе back
and the waiter was laughing as i paid the chеck
we were going to go to the discotheque
[spoken]
actually, at that point, that whole discotheque idea was pretty much off
on my way out, though, i chanced to see
a girl at the bar making eyes at me
and i said to myself, “self, this could be good
we’ll exchange smiles, phone numbers, and maybe even fluids”
so i bought her a drink, and i bought her two more
and i asked her for her number as she walked out the door
she said, “555~5555, and i live at number 5, five drive”
was it really her number?
no, it really was not
and a [line disconnected tone] is all i got
when i tried to call it later on
how’d the date end? badly
how’d the date end? sadly
it was not a love connection, no siree
how’d the date end? terrible
how’d the date end? unbearable
but that’s not all, chuck, as you will see
i stumbled around ’til i found another bar
which was good, because i couldn’t find my car
i ordered a scotch, and i drank it down
and i did this several times ’til i lost count
how’d the date end? terrible
how’d the date end? unbearable
it was the worst thing that you ever saw
how’d the date end? horrible
how’d the date end? deplorable
and now i’ve got a headache the size of arkansas
so chuck, i don’t care who the audience picked
i’d rather be k!lled with a big sharp stick
i’ll stay on my own, it’s my natural state
whether or not i have a date
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