lirik lagu the mc type – meat beater
clocking out the night~shift, hopping on the 5~bus home
trickle city dripping down on me, i mind my own
for the most part, normally i ride with ease
but there’s a situation brewing in the far backseat
i should have seen it, nippling on my nerves like a rattlesnake
standing in the aisle screaming: i just wanna m~st~rbate!
sh~t, why’s it gotta be like this? why’s it my luck to turn around and see this sh~t?
public transit now feels like a rape~van
stuck in a two dollar circus with a naked man
i pull the cord~driver i just wanna get out
and no need for alarm, but this dude has got his d~ck out
and he’s about to flip out, can’t you hear him screaming?
open up the doors, before we all gets hit with s~m~n!
this is not my evening, and i ain’t playing games
so hit the f~cking brakes before i punch him in the face!
:
i should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
i would have f~cking walked if i knew what it was like
now i’m gonna have to fight this motherf~cker, kick him in the pearls
and plus he keeps calling me a girl
i thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyk~!
i wouldn’t try to f~ck if i knew he was a guy!
now he’s tryna fight me, but he’ll back off
cause even if he strikes me, i’ll still jack off!
:
(ya ain’t scaring this white boy!)
i’m on a bus! (on a bus!) on a bus! (on a bus!)
and i ain’t f~cking leaving ’till i cum!
this skinny little hipster~chick, ended on the front
and strutted to the back like an overused~sl~t
i can tell what she wants, i’m looking at her lip~ring
she’s glancing at my pants, looking for my big thing
has tattoos[???] ~ so i whip it out, im tryna get slob
i wanna get off! baby’s got from afraid to meaner
kinda looks like a lesbian version of justin bieber
i catch her eyes, shes looking at me
i say: what’s your name girl, she says back: grieves!
her voice was deep! i’m thinking what the f~ck!?
people always tryna trick me when im riding the bus
this dude is tryna throw a punch while im rubbing my nuts
if he had keeped his mouth shut, i probably could have finihsed up
:
i should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
i would have f~cking walked if i knew what it was like
now i’m gonna have to fight this motherf~cker, kick him in the pearls
and plus he keeps calling me a girl
i thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyk~!
i wouldn’t try to f~ck if i knew he was a guy!
now he’s tryna fight me, but he’ll back off
cause even if he strikes me, i’ll still jack off!
:
(oh no here he comes, if it’s boys he’ll still jack off)
(watch out for his cum, he’s a meat beater ~ a meat beater)
(oh no here he comes, if it’s boys he’ll still jack off)
(watch out for his cum, he’s a meat beater ~ a meat beater)
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