lirik lagu the key of awesome – that’s what i like
[verse 1: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
hey, hey, hey
paid too much money for the last vid
so this is just me dancin’
sped up like charlie chaplin
we got squiggles like john madden
i can even make a chalk drawing s~xy
i’m a knight and shining booty slayer
was that line sketchy?
and down your mountains i will slalom (b00bies!)
now we straight bob rossin’ (clouds)
happy trees we’re splotchin’ (trees!)
who is that booty callin’?
now we are truly ballin’
no, not that kind of bawlin’
julio, what are you drawin’?
your artistic sk!lls have fallin’ down
[pre~chorus: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
jump cut the dancin’ so i don’t have to memorize it
come to planet mars, you can help me colonize it
so much freakin’ talent, you don’t care at all
that i’m dressed up like beetlejuice
[chorus: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
whether you’re black, green, or white
snowflake or from the far reich
the only artist you all like, everyone likes
grandmas and dogs and little tykes say “bruno’s tight!”
whether james brown, prince or mike (hee, hee!)
i’m the world’s best sound~alike
only had access to three lights but this looks nice
draw something that gives me more height, that’s about right
[verse 2: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
i got them fans in every demo (fans)
who hates me that you know? (no~one)
mars always gets yesses
why would i get a bru~no?
are you loco?
i’ll play every super bowl until i’m 63
i’m played at weddings of every ethnicity
here’s to shady ladies (clever)
so many lines it’s crazy (look out!)
if they were on a mirror
you’d think it was the eighties
drawin’ me (drawin’ you) is that me? (you times three)
can we erase? (let us stay!) you’re too creepy, bye bye (no!)
[pre~chorus: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
julio, why did i make you my animator?
wouldn’t put these pics on my refrigerator
julio, stop drawin’ all this grey p~~p on me
after this, i’m firing you
[chorus: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
let me groove on this white cyc
don’t put my head in a vice
my lyrics are a little trite, but i’m the sh~te
julio just drew some crab lice and, yes, they bite
j~man, i’m sorry, alright?
let’s just be friends again, psyche!
i’m the one that everyone likes, you, no~one likes
i just made sweet love to your wife, your now ex~wife
[bridge: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
and now it’s “get emotional” time
in the rain sangin’, makin’ pained faces
it’s like that part in shawshank redemption after andy climbs
climbs through that sh~t pipe
wait a second, the water is risin’
don’t let me down in youtube
one last favor, draw me a life saver
not the breath mint, dude!
[chorus: jeff washburn as bruno mars]
someone gave me the heimlich
thanks julio, you’re alright
i never knew she was your wife, don’t draw a knife
i know you have a very rich, interior life
let’s spend some quality time
a bruno and julio night
but first these shoes need to be shined, make ’em look nice
put down that eraser, don’t wipe, don’t make me white
(noo!)
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- lirik lagu orang malaya – racun + madu
- lirik lagu lil uzi vert – hold on*
- lirik lagu shrine of malice – willow ov death
- lirik lagu venz – piuccontanti (sempre pochi)
- lirik lagu nxnamé bandit – hunter x hunted
- lirik lagu phillip otto – newbitch – reversed
- lirik lagu harry styles – fuck off antis
- lirik lagu ulvhedner – ein krigar fallen til jord
- lirik lagu humble hey – i’m done au revoir