lirik lagu the key of awesome – telephone
[spoken intro]
lady gaga: what do you say bk?
beyonce: are you gonna tell me the concept for this telephone video or what?
lady gaga: well…
[verse 1: lady gaga, beyonce]
first of all this song is not as good as bad romance
and it’s not even close to poker face or just dance
so i will distract them by getting half naked
and throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
the kitchen sink sink
what do you think think?
i will prove that i don’t have a p-n-s, wink wink
first i’ll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
and make out with a sh-m-l- in the prison yard yard
this video seems goofy, you should just do it alone
besides i’m getting sick of all these songs about phones
[hook]
help me out of jail then we follow with some bad dialogue
we poison everyone including a cute dog
then we start to dance and there’s dead people everywhere
as usual i have lot’s of crazy cr-p in my hair
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement
hide the d-dead bodies in the b-b-bas-m-nt
blood and guts and b00bs and buts
and i just wanna make your head explode
beep beep beep, beepbeep beep beep beep
that was lady gaga in morse code
[verse 1: beyonce, lady gaga]
if you think i’m doing this then you’re a crazy b-st-rd
must have blown a gasket, are you tripping on acid?
as a child were you abused by some big crazy b-st-rd
and did he ever make you put the lotion in the basket?
i just wanna do a simple shoot with dancin’
you used to be a diva now you’re marilyn manson
you’re gonna do my video and do it my way
i’d hate for something bad to happen top your familay
my familay-ay?
that’s right beyonce
a piano might accidentally fall on jay-z
[hook]
somebody help me ’cause i don’t want to sing anymore
she’s got a gun to my head on the dance floor
rub-a-dub-dub, three nuns in a tub
and they’re doing it with the garden gnome
please don’t beat me up but i have to ask
what does it have to do with a telephone?
[spoken outro]
beyonce: you crazy b-tch! ahhhh!
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