lirik lagu the dudes usa – how my dick got cut off
this is the story about ian getting his d~ck cut off
and replacing it
anyways, i was out
walkin’ at the park
and i was like
yo what’s up my neighbor
anyways my neighbor was there
his name was joe
and i called him a hoe
and he was like oh no
and then, he f~cking kicked me in the d~ck
but that’s not how i had to cut off my d~ck
because, he got p~ssed and he tried to k!ll me
but i was like nah i’m gonna take the chainsaw
‘cuz he had a chainsaw
he’s a construction worker
and i was like yo
i’m gonna take your chainsaw and cut off your neck
and then
the chainsaw when i picked it up was like uhhh
and it was like yеah f~ck me in the ass and i’m like
what thе f~ck
yes daddy
anyways
i f~cked him
and then he cut off his d~ck with a chainsaw
wow
anyways, bro got, g~y
and then we got g~y
and then he was like yes daddy
and he was can i see your d~ck
because i was f~cking him with an extendable d~ld~ because my d~ck is tiny
and anyways i was like yeah you can see my d~ck
and then he was like yeah, i’m gonna suck your d~ck
and i’m like, i haven’t seen a woman in 13 years
i haven’t seen a man in 2 days though
my boyfriend lives in atlanta, georgia
i’m standing ‘cuz i can’t sit down, he f~cked me too hard
he cut off my d~ck
and i had to replace it
and he cut off my d~ck
so i had to replace it
it’s 10 inches longer
women love me now
but i f~ckin’ hate you women
men are better
men are better
men give me more d~ck than you
when it ends, when it ends i’m gonna zoom into his d~ck
i love d~ck
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