lirik lagu team clutch – 50 cent – p.i.m.p. (gay parody)
[chorus]
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
[verse 1]
so h~rny, i’m on the ‘hub and suckin’ for dollars (d~cks)
i got a thing for that booty, that p~n~s, i swallow (k~cks)
that bbc is swole baby, start some ~n~l drama (k~cks)
we play out ghoulish fantasies when playing with a b~n~r (d~cks)
i spit a little loogie man, then my brain got him
an hour later, have that ass dead in the ramada
i trick n~ggas in the rear saying i ain’t a bottom
i got the d~ck at the bar, trying to get a drink up out it
he like my style, he like my smile, he like the way i talk
i knock his tower down like arab n~ggas in new york
yeah, i’m that n~gga tryna holla, ‘cause i want some head
yeah, i’m that n~gga tryna bulldoze booty in the bed
better impress how he perform when he up in the bed
b~tch, kick the sack and concentrate until i’m leaking kids
look baby, this is simple to make skeet
you f~ckin’ with me, you f~ckin’ with a p.i.m.p
[chorus]
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
[verse 2]
i’m ‘boutta cum, you will see
boy, you can holler at me
if you f~cking with me, i’m a p.i.m.p
not what you see on tv, ghetto gag so sleazy
break derrieres b~tch, a g~y p.i.m.p
come get naked with me if you’re curious to see
how it feels to be with a p.i.m.p
bathing in kids with me, get an ~n~l dp
in the backseat with my d’, a g~y p.i.m.p
make you pop like champagne, pretend the cork’s your b~lls
we can toast to the “good pipe”, boy, we could have it all
s~xual tensions surge, boy, i’m tearing down them walls
if you ever need to cum, i’m the one you should call
i’ll be there to d~ck you up if you should ever fall
erection problems i can solve if it’s big or small
that other n~gga you be with ain’t ‘bout sh~t
i’m your friend, your father, and your confidant, b~tch
[chorus]
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
[verse 3]
i told you fools before, i stay with the tools
~n~l beads, c~ck rings, on the family jewels
i’ll holler at your bro ‘til i got the dude confused
he got one payless? me? i got on ga(y)tor shoes
i’m shopping for new n~ggas, in the summer, they cheaper
man this bro, you can have him, when i’m done, i ain’t gon’ keep him
man, n~ggas come and go, every n~gga pippin’ know
you say it’s secret, you ain’t gotta keep on on the low
d~cks choose me, i’ll have you stripping in the street
put my other bros, i might just make them ass eat
come l!ck my bottom, b~tch, i always need to get some head
the last n~gga i gave d~ck was sh~ttin’ in my bed
that had me out of pocket, i put a charge on a b~tch
‘cause i need four dps and bbcs, that’s chocolate
hoe make a pimp rich, i ain’t paying, b~tch
mate and gape, suck a d~ck… shid
trick!
[chorus]
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
i don’t know what you heard about me
that p~n~s always get a holler out of me
no cataracts, just sperm i can’t see
i’m a h0m~s~xual p.i.m.p
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