lirik lagu steve martin – cat handcuffs
how many people have cats?
1, 2, 3, 4… ok 10
let me ask you this… do you trust em’?
because i’ve gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and i’ve gotta get em’ right away
just the little ones that go around the little front paws…
or maybe the manicles of 4 that get all 4 paws.
but what a drag
i found out my cat was embezzling from me!
ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this
found out while i was away he would go out to the mailbox
pick up the checks, take em’ down to the bank and cash them…
disguised… as me
he had the little kitty arrow through the head
and the little kitty bunny ears
i wouldn’t have caught him but i went outside to his house where he sleeps,
and there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there!
and you can’t return them cause they have spit all over em’!
so now i’m stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys!
sure… they’re fun…
got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it,
hahahahahahahahahaha
boy i hate it when it goes under the sofa…
whoa! gimme that! gimme that! gimme… kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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