lirik lagu skeeptieel – taiga aisaka (toradora!) vs kirino kousaka (oreimo) – rap☆battle
[verse 1: taiga aisaka]
when you’re bumpin heads with taiga aisaka
pre~pre~prepare for her to pounce when she eyes
suckas
i can make a man twice my size cry
and you’re a
boutta get floored like
tora~dora~ora
eh
stop
talk to the palm top
crush you; i’m the heel
hike my socks up;
hear the crowd roar for the tiger
when she pops off!
call this fight your feelings for your brother, b~tch;
boxed off!
stacked up like your games
add to the pile
(hisamitsu noto & koji haruta): she ain’t nuthin to f~ck with
taiga style!
you’re a pretty little cover girl
you’re the picture
of an eroge addicted loli~l!cker!
your friends are no better
you’re all pathetic people!
but everyone agrees they prefer the chuunibyou
go cry to onii~chan when your raps tank, he
will go say
“there’s no way my little sister can lose this badly!”
your novels are light like a trash can fire
try not to convince me
you’re eromanga sensei’s writer!
you inspire and glorify
degeneracy of otaku
(minori kushieda): so tasteless!
(minori & taiga): the diet warriors are here to stop you!
aww, need your hand held
like a psp game?
listening to me completely wrecking you on replay!
go disappoint your friends more
you degenerate f~ck~up!
hey baka~chi!
are you model types all this stuck~up?
shelve this waste of sp~ce
like the cash she’s spent!
take this like a late night lash out
go get bent!
give it to you bluntly
with the 1, 2, play!
and make this hurt more than
what manami could ever say
[verse 2: kirino kousaka]
more like tiger and dragon~oni
any more to say?
from model, to novelistic
unlike you, i’m self~made
you’re just a flat chest
bad attitude and stupid name
so go grab your umbrella
i’m raining on your pre~parade!
i hear a hypocrite
if you wanna talk moral quandary
this abusive liar
can’t air out her own dirty laundry!
and hey!
even the typical otaku smells
better, than this brat who can barely take care of herself
so keep lying to yourself
see how bad you get hurt!
you chibi chump squirt!
every skirt you wear’s a mini skirt
you got suspended from school
looking and acting like you do:
so sorry i act like a child!
what’s your excuse?
slap you around so bad
touching you becomes a bad omen
haven’t seen you screwed this badly~
wait, i have read that doujin
and what you bark has no bite
my penmanship’s better
cause your threats are as empty
as your godd~mned love letters!
from the stairs to the ski trip
to the christmas ball’s tree
to your words, all you’re known for
is tripping and falling!
never learned how to act!
socially outed making faux pas
always f~ck up first thing in the morning
like it’s
“oha!”
call it stardust witch meguca
when i’m all like:
akihabara’s my city now
fight!
rie kugimiya should get a new typecast schtick
’cause even kanako’s better fit in pink
~than this witch!
ditch the kitamura pics
you shaky~hand stalker!
such a self~loathing bully
you stuff yourself in lockers!
still believe in santa
and you think that you’re so tough?
but hey it’s like they say;
i won’t sweat over the small stuff
[verse 3: taiga aisaka]
bite me!
you got moe fangs;
i got tiger t~~th!
how bad is that sis~con brain rot?
enlighten me!
she’s a track star
but there’s nowhere to flee to!
forget a beach episode
and get out your f~cking gene pool!
[verse 4: kirino kousaka]
aw there it is
you finally got that off your chest?
heh
now we can say not anything there is left!
you’re a joke that falls flat!
and that gets you this mad?
b~tch, you really need
two different types of pads!
[verse 5: taiga aisaka]
shut it! nothing clever from this sis~con lips!
stick to writing your friends
into your rape fanfics!
[verse 6: kirino kousaka]
the bipolar blackmailer
wants to act high and mighty?
your boyfriends a sucker
for dealing with a girl so whiny!
so nice malewife, tiny!
[taiga] up yours, brotherf~cker!
[kirino] oh shut the f~ck up!
[taiga] no, you shut the f~ck up!
[taiga & kirino] nnnghh! it’s not like i like tearing into you…
scratch that, i lied, i absolutely f~cking do!
[verse 7: taiga aisaka]
hmph!
if you want to talk about the mutt so much
i’ll go and fold
you’re filth in my shadow
so, ryuuji
scrub the mold! (what?)
[verse 8: kirino kousaka]
huuuh?!
so you’re bouncing?
look what the cat dragged in
kyosuke, give em life counselling!
[kyousuke kousaka]
uhh…
[ryuji takasu]
um, uh… i’ll diss ya for having a thing for your sister and so on…
[kyousuke kousaka]
yeah, whatever loli~con
[ryuji takasu]
dude, that’s also you…
[taiga aisaka & kirino kousaka]
~useless brother!
~stupid dog!
[ryuji & kyousuke]
~gaagh!
~agh! what the h~ll?
[taiga & kirino]
~why’d i bother asking!?
~move, mutt!
~i don’t need your d~mn help
~i don’t need your d~mn help
~to slay this excuse of a dragon
~to show this sis~con up!
[verse 9: taiga aisaka]
hey onii~chan!
here’s your wake up call!
how’s this for life counseling?
don’t date 15~year~olds!
you deserve every single hit
you got in your life
’cause nothing you ever fought for
was morally right!
i lived alone;
ryuji cleaned and made food but it’s~
~way more pitiful when you and ayase do it!
’cause every moment with you’s a red flag and it’s~
pathetic, you’ve as much personality
as a light novel protagonist!
like a block of tofu
no real meat to go through!
shoved in a mm~mogg~morgue’s where i’ll put you!
riding on otaku merchandise, a white night
…and i thought i looked stupid with a bike
you’re such a letdown like an inko~chan stutter!
you make a way better punching bag
than a brother
than a son
than a lover
a real mongrel mister!
so k~y~s
and that don’t mean kiss your sister!
[verse 10: kirino kousaka]
hey, senpai!
is that the best i get?
i couldn’t stand your lines!
you’re like summer comiket!
you left the track like your daddy:
dead beat
i’m rackin’ royalties
while you’re bargain bin red meat!
so, mr. lucky man
go do your job and crown me!
the blu~rays will have to stay censored
after this pounding!
this mommy’s boy’s delinquent look
has gone out of style!
between you and her
i can’t tell who’s the child
you’ve got more issues
than eroge in my wish list
and what’s up with you dipsh~ts?
embarrassing yourselves on christmas!
i’ll make a ghost out of you;
minorin, i hear ya!
grant her wish
like i’m a shooting star
(kiran!)
[saori makishima]
meru figure; she’s first prize!
[kuroneko]
this punk’s got cursed eyes…
[kirino kousaka]
dog’s right, you’re domestic
you housewife!
just put on miss kobayashi
if i want a maid dragon
’cause you? hah!
there’s no way we’re on equal standin’!
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