lirik lagu serrabulho – happy fornication
have been mr. single for a while
got no females in a square mile
already have calluses in my hands
too much masturbation no one withstands
now and then i try a household device
but even that won’t suffice
got myself so delirious
that my neighbor’s goat looks kind of vicious
the other day i whacked off with a plunger
almost got me a penile puncture
i’m so happy, ohhh
even brought my proctologist appointment ahead
and stuck my d-ck in a banana bread
all i wanted was a happy fornication
but chicks don’t dig me ‘cause of my genital malformation
went down to the bar to get intoxicated
met some broads and got animated
spotted a girl and we drank ‘til late
end up trying to rise the birth rate
next morning i had a huge hangover
still i wish i wasn’t sober!
liquor doesn’t teach you to spot a transvest-te
thought her name was rita but no, it was yosemite!
Lirik lagu lainnya:
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- lirik lagu ray tha novelist – what is love?
- lirik lagu apollo brown & planet asia – tiger bone
- lirik lagu stefan – the mood
- lirik lagu the burning hell – fuck the government, i love you
- lirik lagu don wong – don’t you know [prod. don wong & geechi jack$on]
- lirik lagu shiroto – שירוטו – hadavar haba – הדבר הבא
- lirik lagu nerthus division – osanna
- lirik lagu svartby – moder av alla häxor
- lirik lagu diraxy – shelter