lirik lagu schmekel – you’re not the only bear i fisted
i wore my leather chaps to the eagle
the bouncer said, “queen, you aren’t legal.”
so i said, “no really, i’m 29
and if you let me in, i can do you from behind.”
the bouncer said, “boy, you wanna top me?
i’m huge and hairy, can’t you see?”
“just drop your pants, sir,” i insisted
“you’re not the only bear i fisted.”
you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted! you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted!
i wore my vinyl suit to the c-ck
some guy said i looked like dr. spock
that flaming trekkie was cute but snotty
so i said, “bend over and i’ll beam you up, scotty.”
he looked at my crotch and said, “you don’t have the power
you must live long to prosper from a golden shower.”
i said, “don’t get your boxers twisted
you’re not the only bear i fisted.”
you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted! you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted!
i wore my skinny jeans to the phoenix
some furry guy said, “you don’t have a p-n-s.”
“sure i do, but whatever, let’s not talk semantics
take off your clothes and i’ll get my hand slick.”
so he took out his d-ck and i said, “no, turn around.”
and i got out a glove and lube by the pound
he growled and he roared and his gl-sses got misted
he’s not the only bear i fisted
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