lirik lagu rhett and link – color a mythical beast (live)
(non~music lyrics in ~~bold~~)
[verse 1: rhett and ~link~]
on the first day of 1st grade
we were both held in from recess
’cause we were both writing profanity on our desks
~~i wrote h~ll!~~
~~~i wrote d~mn!~~~
~~~but i spelled it d~a~m, so it technically wasn’t a curse word…~~~
~but i think mrs. locklear knew my intentions…~~~
our punishment was coloring unicorns
and that’s when we became best friends
but equally as important
we never defaced public property again!
[chorus]
so if you’ve got a kid who’s
writing obscene graffiti
give him a picture of a mythical beast
and he will cease
to write profanity
don’t write profanity
[verse 2: rhett and ~link~]
~~now, this might seem like something cute we just wrote in a song~~
~~but it’s actually true~~
~~it has been scientifically proven that you cannot formulate curse words while coloring pictures of mythical beasts.~~
~~~allow me to demonstrate~~~
~~~ass~itote~~~
~~~shi~ver me timbers~~~
~~~fu~nnel cakes~~~
~~~mo~ther fu~nnel cakes!~~~
~~you see, it’s mother fu~nnel cake~ing impossible~~
[outro]
so if you’ve got a kid
who’s writing obscene graffiti
give him a picture of a mythical beast
and he will cease
to write profanity
don’t write profanity
just color a mythical beast!
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu vince color – fmd(fighting my demons)
- lirik lagu va’da tinley – walk on em’
- lirik lagu ben zucker – herz ohne narben
- lirik lagu speed gang – narcissistic slime
- lirik lagu t h e ô – f*ck corona
- lirik lagu лесоповал (lesopoval) – я – оттуда (i from there)
- lirik lagu devinho novaes – acertou na mosca bebê
- lirik lagu corey patrick – hallelujah
- lirik lagu ben zucker – alles wird gut
- lirik lagu mikaya feat. bombay – меланхолия