lirik lagu puppetbones – the horrible beast of wackadoo woods
[intro]
listen good, everyone! this is a tale you’ll not soon forget!
[verse 1]
’twas a dark and stormy night, just like this one, in fact!
but it’s not storming, it’s rather clear…
don’t interrupt me, you hack!
anyway, it was very dark, about 12 o’clock a.m
and the beast of wackadoo woods was on the prowl once again!
a b~b~b~b~b~b~beast?!??!??!!!
oh, please…
yes, indeed!
anything in its path, it would devour like cheese! (cheese?)
its stomach a bottomless pit, and its t~~th as sharp as knives!
knives?!!???
no no no, there’s no such thing, i’m sure we’ll all be fine!
(right?)
[verse 2]
oh, contraire my naive little friend
for if you cross its path it is surely the end
i will not believе it until i see it
your fairy tale does not scare mе!
you’re egregiously mistaken, oh yes indeed, it’s true
if it hears you in its woods, its next meal will be you!
relentlessly gnawing through your flesh and your bones
a creature that will chill you from your head to your toes!
[verse 3]
stop with all this noise! we cannot make a sound!
any little peep will put ya 6 feet ‘neath the ground!
there’s still so much to see, i don’t wanna be its lunch!
couldn’t we just give it, like, a carrot to munch?
the beast cannot eat that, for it is a carnivore
wow, this creature sure has a lot of lore
kinda feels like you’re making it up as we go along…
shut the f~ck up! i’m not done with my song!
[bridge]
first, he’ll sniff you out, if you’re lost in wackadoo woods…
(and then?)
then he’ll take ya to its cave, that won’t be good…
(and then?)
after that he’ll season you with pepper and paprika…
th~th~th~then what happens after that?!!?
and then…he eats ya!!!
[verse 4]
erm…there seem to be several flaws with your story…
if any of that were true, we’d be as good as dead by now
oh yeah? why’s that?
because this song is super loud!
if the beast were in these woods he woulda heard us~
oh, but i did
see? oh, but it did. wait…
better run, kid!
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