lirik lagu poon patrol – hello kitty sandals
yo, gramps!
how long you been sellin’ these h-llo kitty sandals for out here?
out here on the coast of j-pan?
back in 2006, biking, doing tricks
doing bmx with dmx on dmt
having oral s-x in a tree, about a quarter after three
it occurred to me my stomach was on e
drove down to applebee, chauffeur
pulled around the whi-whi-whi-whi-whi-whi-whi-whip
then she wet willied on the tip, in a school zone
drivin’ about fifty, the lifestyle moves so swiftly
is my mind deceiving me?
could my perception be deceiving me?
two beady eyes, two wet fins, layin’ on the sidewalk’s end
there’s a dolphin on the sidewalk!
there’s a dolphin on the sidewalk!
i could sense pain in his sad eyes
i could sense pain in his sad eyes
the thought still seems to be “is this a dream?”
someone has to end his misery
it’s time to make this dolphin history
i make the block, take my knife out, then i stab his lights out
i split him like moses, sidewalk dolphin, lay on his roses
twenty-five till he die out, thirty-five ‘fore i fly out
a new life in j-pan sellin’ sandals out my van
if the police come around askin’ ’bout scandals
i say, “sorry, officer, i only sell sandals.”
sandals (oh, you got me talkin’ ’bout)
sandals
sandals (what? you talkin’ ’bout)
sandals
i’m on the t-tanic
i’m on the t-tanic
i am leonardo
leonardo
i got twenty-seven sandals, twenty-seven scandals
life gone off the handles, bought weed from a dude named randall
ridin’ on a camel, never trust a dude named samuel
scammin’ weeaboo sc-m is only half the fun of livin’ out my van
only second place to my hand
yeah, i got ones with the straps, ones with the snaps
sellin’ h-llo kitty sandals for survival
j-pan’s feet needed my arrival
when i look down at all my shoes i feel like hitler counting jews
i made myself the empire
if the sandal game was baseball i’d be the umpire, yuh
-laughs-
sandals (boy, you talkin’ about)
sandals
sandals (oh, don’t even get me started about)
sandals
sandals (i wanna go home)
sandals (i wanna go home)
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