lirik lagu ploon – big dollah
tyler:
well, one day i tied a string around a quarter and dropped it down to a bridge
a mathematician whipped out his ruler and measured the diameter and circumference of that quarter
he then had a colleague write an equation on his shiny, bald head…
they divided the diameter by the circumference… wait, nononono… yea~yea~i~it was the~ it was the circumference by the diameter! mhm…
yeah, yeah, yeah…
well, uh, then a hobo emerged
he said, “gimme dat big dollah!”
the mathematician refused and refuted with
“if you take this big dollah, i will take my shoulder, and kindly budge you off this bridge”
the hobo~ignoring the mathematician’s warning, swiped for this “big dollar”
and the following brawl sounded, uh, something like this…
hold on, they took a second, they~they were just staring at each other…
alright, it sounded like this!
[guitar solo]
well then the xqj~37 nuclear powered pans~xual roto~plooker stepped in
now, this particular xqj~37 nuclear powered pans~xual roto~plooker happened to be a prototype
but it’s function was to dissolve conflict between any hobos and mathematicians that was started over a piece of money that has been called a nonsensical slang~term at least once
the xqj~37 nuclear powered pans~xual roto~plooker then evaporated the hobo and mathematician with it’s ultraviolet gamma ray, and dismantled itself within the matter of 27.2 seconds
i pulled up the big dollah, satisfied with my experiment
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