lirik lagu planet lank – micro-penis
[intro: angus]
uhh, boys, there’s something i have to tell you
this isn’t easy but, here it goes…
[verse 1: angus, tim and daniel]
i’ve got a micro~p~n~s
i’ve got a tiny c~ck
and whenever anyone sees it
they laugh and gasp in shock
i was born with the same condition (condition)
it’s quite a rare affliction
boys you don’t have to be ashamed (no~oh)
our p~n~ses are all the same
[chorus: all]
got a micro~p~n~s
yeah its not great
got a micro~p~n~s
can’t even m~st~rbate
got a micro~p~n~s
you probably can’t relate
got a micro~p~n~s
i’ll never get laid
[verse 2: angus, daniel and tim]
i have such a tiny wiener
can’t look at myself in the mirror (i hate myself)
at the urinals they pulled out their giant schl~ngs (so big)
i kept mine in my pants cos it’s just an inch long
i wear kids underwear but its still too big, these kid d~cks must be massive
but no, the sad truth is that mine is smaller than an infant’s
got nudes from a girl so i replied with a d~ck pic (she saved it)
she laughed and told her friends about my pin d~ck (ohhh!)
[chorus]
got a micro~p~n~s
and yeah it’s not great (it’s not great yeah)
got a micro~p~n~s
i can’t even m~st~rbate
got a micro~p~n~s
you probably can’t relate (you probably can’t relate)
got a micro~p~n~s
i’ll never get laid
[bridge: all]
you don’t know what it’s like to live this life
yes i do, there’s plenty like you
i feel like a fool when i’m stroking my tool
it’s miniscule, and i get ridiculed
[chorus]
got a micro~p~n~s (got a micro~p~n~s!)
and yeah it’s not great (gre~ea~at)
got a micro~p~n~s, (i can’t yeah, can’t even m~st~rbate)
i can’t even m~st~rbate (mas~tur~bate)
got a micro~p~n~s
you probably can’t relate
got a micro~p~n~s
i’ll never get laid
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