lirik lagu nofocuz – off-topic
my first date didn’t really go so well
i took some girl to a 5-star hotel
but then got kicked out for stealing stuff from chanel
then she gets mad and i get compelled
to break up with her cuz she is giving me h-ll
she is more annoying than any new song from adele
i guess me and her couldn’t fit the picture
so i have no choice but to ditch her
but only after i give her my “we’re done” sticker
i get in my car and slam the door before she got inside
then i drive off in the sunset, watching her cry
you chose the wrong guy
to mess with, so bye bye!
i feel powerful, almost like a cougar
so i text her “sup ex-babe, i called you an uber
but it’s the cheapest one. and btw i should’ve dumped you sooner.”
and right before you think
i’m just gonna keep complaining for the rest of the song
well, you’re h-lla wrong
all of a sudden helicopters hover over, police cars in one huge pile
i can’t believe this is happening! someone tell me i’m in a dream!
then i jump so high, higher than i’ve ever leaped!
i land on a mountain that was really steep
i see my homie steve, he’s a moose with a goatee
the thin air is choking me
steve isn’t lending a hand or a hoof
i feel like a crook
a crocodile that’s six foot
if you get near me you’re hooked
i like my food raw not cooked
am i going off topic?
my adhd is crazy sometimes, and i can’t stop it
i’m just writing what’s off the top of my head
this ain’t a freestyle unless i’m eminem
if you can’t afford a mattress then rent-a-bed
you punch two bullies, you miss so you hit them-again
i wanna make 3 alb-ms
i’m getting a rash-from
using talc-m
so i throw a temper tantrum
because the itch has-won
like a bee that-stung
a loaded handgun
colon sackorpick kneeling during the national anthem
disrespecting all the american sirs and madams
i almost forgot i had, umm
this, like, really funny joke i said, back when i was doing stand-up
and i made this drunk guy who sat in the back-of
the front row laugh so hard he could barely stand up
i think his name was adam
he had a horrible wife and a frequently sad son
his dog, oh wait i don’t think he has one
i felt kind of bad for him and uhh
i bought him a samsung
d-mn, the sp-ce on my pad’s done
well that was random
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu gog – fogo no pavio
- lirik lagu miklo – av.28 de julio
- lirik lagu josh moir – be my bride
- lirik lagu wolvves – ivory drive
- lirik lagu spender – ya
- lirik lagu jtm – energy
- lirik lagu irbis 37 – a piedi nudi
- lirik lagu dizzy mizz lizzy – say it to me anyway
- lirik lagu vi finesse – deserve better
- lirik lagu truth ali – manic monday (feat. shaleece)