lirik lagu nerf herder – 5000 ways to die
there must be 5000 ways to die,
and each one ends the same way if you try.
your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
and the people who loved you will ask “why?”
oh why? oh why? oh why?
and the b-st-rd you hated the most
will stand up and give you a toast.
he’ll say “we were such good friends,
especially near the end”
then he’ll feel up your girl friend in front of your ghost.
so get in your car and drive real fast.
up in the attic with a shotgun blast.
take a bath with a clock radio.
vodka, valium, overdose!
have you ever tried?
there must be 5000 ways to die
and if your very lucky
you’ll get your picture in the paper on page 3.
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole d-mn life.
one day on that page
next day into the hamster cage (get it)
so get in your car and drive real fast.
up in the attic with a shotgun blast
take a bath with a clock radio.
vodka, valium, overdose!
all the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
have you ever tried?
there must be 5000 ways to die
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- lirik lagu no angels – that’s the reason
- lirik lagu no angels – send me flowers
- lirik lagu no angels – what am i supposed to do
- lirik lagu no angels – when the angels sing
- lirik lagu no angels – you could be the first
- lirik lagu no angels – 2 get over u
- lirik lagu nine inch nails – maybe just once
- lirik lagu nine inch nails – march of the pigs
- lirik lagu nine inch nails – last