lirik lagu mr. master – jumps the shark
[prod. by mr. master]
[intro: ad-lib me]
so if i’m understanding you correctly
you want me to waterski off of a ramp
over a wobbegong shark?
why didn’t we think of this earlier?
[verse: mr. master]
i wanna be me when i grow up!
who put the bomp?
challenger’s launchin’, let’s watch
breach. mr. master, the kids call me teach
reese’s pest. cist and deceased
bittorrent rip for the cheap
my princess got peach. daisy keech. (sweet!)
showed up alone but i’m not when i leave
the wolf that you feed
and i only smoke weed when i gotta
mario party had me spinnin’ my control stick so hard
i cut a hole in my palm. (what’s that?) stigmata
rule 34 with tali and liar-w-w-wait
dropped a cool stack on loot boxes and gacha
what i get? nada
she only listen to ultra, and tame impala
johnathan taylor thomas
they shootin’. ha! made you look foolish
lady. jerry lewis
this haymaker make him take five. dave brubeck
this mollywhop make him sit down. dave rubin
just when you thought it couldn’t get
any more stupid. i’m dead
but two thousand points on his sat test?
hm. yes. right. correct
i wanna be me when i grow up!
who put the dip?
how he gon’ diss with a pierce in his lip?
vic firth sticks. buddy rich
thought his pull out game strong ‘til he had ‘im a kid!
ain’t that a b-tch?
i’ll make ‘em laugh, but i ain’t raisin’ ‘em, sh-t
just when you thought it couldn’t get
any more stupid, it did
whimmy wham wham wozzle
rip slurms. he died for our sins
cover your kid’s ears
there once was a man from nantucket
whose d-ck was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
“if my ear were a c-nt, i would f-ck it.” let’s get it
and y’all dumb-sses think it’s a parody
like no nerd can be rappin’ like that, that sh-t’s heresy
hatin’ while you’re friends’re all laughin’ hysterically
why not partic-p-te in the ensuing hilarity?
after all, there’s no way you could embarr-ss me
‘cause ultra’s 501c3. charity
plus it’s a new form of psycho therapy
sp-ce between psycho and therapy
what a world
elsagate
i ring her bell. she salivate
look like national tryn be a rapper day
everyday
ain’t got your own life, so you copy paste
malpractice
i go through rappers like single use plastics
you bottom feeders don’t even know talent
british girls love my american accent
i wanna be me when i grow up!
who put the ram?
pushin’ the envelope while you pushin’ a pram
just when you thought
it couldn’t get more stupid, it can
and ya dumb-ss still think it’s a parody
like no nerd can be rappin’ like that, that’s a rarity
when since 08 09, i been kerosene
still these rappers wan’ come break me down
bury me, bury me
i wanna be me when i grow up!
who put the bomp?
challenger’s launchin’, let’s watch
princess got peach. daisy keech (this is fun!)
say the absolute least. preach
i wanna be me when i grow up!
ultra
deathbed converted ‘im. mea culpa
she been had the m tatted on her back
now she got the u tatted on her v-lv-
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