lirik lagu monty python – are you embarrassed easily
announcer: are you embarr-ssed easily? i am. but it’s
nothing to worry about. it’s all part of growing up and
being british. this course is designed to eliminate
embarr-ssment, to enable you to talk freely about rude
objects, to look at akward and embarr-ssing things, and
to point at people’s privates. the course has been
designed by dr. karl gruber of the inst-tute of going a
bit red in helsinki. here, he himself introduces the
course.
dr. karl gruber: h-llo, my name is karl gruber. thank
you for inviting me into your home. my method is the
result of six years work here at the inst-tute, in
which subjects were exposed to simulated embarr-ssment
predicaments, over a prolonged fart – period! time!
(fart) …sorry. lesson 1: words. do any of these words
embar-ss you?
voice over: shoe. megaphone. grunties.
dr. karl gruber: now let’s go on to something ruder:
voice over: w-nkel rotary engine.
dr. karl gruber: now lesson 2: noises. noises are a
major embarr-ssment source. even words like “t-ts”,
“winkle” and “vibraphone” can not rival the
embarr-ssment potential of sound. listen to this, if
you can:
(embarr-ssing sound)
how do you rate your embarr-ssment response?
a) high.
b) h-llo!
c) good evening!
if c, you are loosening up, and will soon be ready for
this:
(more embarr-ssing sounds)
well! how did you rate?
a) embarr-ssed.
b) h-llo!
c) good evening!
now lesson 3, in which these rude and dirty sounds are
combined with sm-tty visual suggestions into a
embarr-ssment simulation situation. you are the waiter
at this table:
lady: charles, i’ve got something to show you…
(zipper, thud, thud)
dr. karl gruber: score 5 for no embarr-ssment, score 3
for slight embarr-ssment, and 1 for…
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