lirik lagu mc virgins & lil boom – caught simpin’
[intro]
hey, i got your text
and i’m sorry, i can’t let you hit it, you’re like a brother to me
anyways, what’s your friend’s number?
konnichiwa fumi, hai
yeah
[chorus: lil boom]
open up your mind
don’t open up your thighs
skinny b~tches, thick b~tches, i like all kinds
b~tch you said that you not pullin’ up, i honestly don’t mind
’cause i got hanime loaded up, and i can k!ll some time, no
i don’t want your mouth or throat, i want your horoscope
you can call me when you through, and i’ll let you know
wasian, prophet, yun head
my b~tch straight out of doujin
you can keep your legs closed
then pass me the lotion (uwu)
[verse 1: mc wasian]
hi my name is wasian, i think that you’re really pretty
i just wanna get some boba, and drive around in the city
you can talk about your boyfriend, i know that he’s really sh~tty
like gettin’ to know you better, i don’t wanna see them titties
i just wanna cuddle while sleeping under the moonlight
she gets passed around and her p~ssy not even that tight
i cannot believe that i got a text from her last night
left me on delivered, but i know i guess that’s all right
[verse 2: mc god]
(mc god)
treat these b~tches like a tire, man i always keep a spare
tap, never talk again, i don’t even care
wake up in the morning, i’m not even f~ckin’ there
and i don’t care about your wig, b~tch just let me pull your hair, ayy
i’m a chad, so you’ll never catch me simpin’ (okay)
gave her good d~ck, now i gotta keep my distance
i’ll never be your man, dumb thot be realistic
you may say my d~ck is small, but hey b~tch, i still hit it
[verse 3: mc prophet]
(uwu) ayy, ayy, ayy
like, why the f~ck i need a girl, when i got a hand
tryna see some titties, don’t need to be a simp or a chad
i just go to p~rnhub or hentai haven
don’t need persuasion
when i got a body pillow, that i’m tryna smash
don’t talk to girls i got the amazon alexa, all i need
don’t worry bout’ what next i gotta text her
i keep the peace, i’m on onlyfans, belle delphine
dream of the day, when i can smash her, when i turn 18
[bridge: mc prophet]
my name is prophet, b~tch i want a naughty chick
zero two, she be a hottie, sh~t i like them smaller tits
man i’m tired of lying
god d~mn, this sh~t got me crying
like, i just want some mommy milkers to suffocate me, i’m dying
ayy, ayy
(yeah)
[chorus: lil boom]
open up your mind
don’t open up your thighs
skinny b~tches, thick b~tches, i like all kinds
b~tch you said that you not pullin’ up, i honestly don’t mind
’cause i got hanime loaded up, and i can k!ll some time, no
i don’t want your mouth or throat, i want your horoscope
you can call me when you through, and i’ll let you know
wasian, prophet, yun head
my b~tch straight out of doujin
you can keep your legs closed
then pass me the lotion (uwu)
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu alpha ojini – chorister (feat. moelogo)
- lirik lagu scum pop – 500 dollars
- lirik lagu shadows of contempt – cult of denial
- lirik lagu lil keed – pure hearted*
- lirik lagu outersider – whistleblower
- lirik lagu p s quint – no pain no gain
- lirik lagu n!cky – hella knots!
- lirik lagu hockey dad – tell me what you want
- lirik lagu paul van dyk & mark eteson – heart like an ocean
- lirik lagu oscar prudente – il furgone della banca del commercio