lirik lagu macc lads – two stroke eddie
he pulled up on a yammy 750,
i got all wet, my b-ttocks started shifting
i gave him a wink, i said: “buy us a drink?”
i got a double vodka and c-ke,
he said: “come outside, we’ll go for a ride.”
i gave his leather trousers a stroke
two stroke eddie
i told him straight away i wanted porking
(tell us about the size of his pole)
he only had an inch, and that was foreskin
(sounds like he was hung like a vole)
the ugly tw-t finished in two seconds flat
he had a problem with his timing
the fat, spotty b-m asked me if i’d come
he’s not worth the crust off my gusset lining
two-stroke eddie
i couldn’t give a toss about his size, dear
(you’re a f-cking lying sl-t)
two-stroke eddie didn’t touch the sides, dear
(he didn’t even have half a foot)
he just made a mess all over my dress,
i didn’t even know he’d been in
then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week
i wouldn’t give him cheese off my quim
two-stroke eddie
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu macbeth – the twilight melancholy
- lirik lagu m ward – a voice at the end of the line
- lirik lagu move – how to see you again
- lirik lagu mab – pure
- lirik lagu mac wiseman – dust on the bible
- lirik lagu macc lads – back on the pies again
- lirik lagu mac lethal – club bamboo
- lirik lagu mac katie kissoon – love and understanding
- lirik lagu mac davis – (if you add) all the love in the world
- lirik lagu mymp – dream without you