lirik lagu lil celery – the home and auto bundle insurance rap battle
[intro]
ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the home and auto insurance bundle rap battle!
featuring, flo from progressive, jake from state farm, and the gecko from geico! woo! yeah!
[verse 1: flo]
i’m flo you know i’ve got flow
home and auto i hate that little sh~t from geico
hey yo, did you know?
progressive’s the sh~t you can rely on bro
manage your policy
come together in sodomy
we will do ~n~l together
because progressive is better
don’t trust jake’s company
they all just wannabe
a bunch of comically
stupid motherf~ckers
don’t think i’m done with that stupid lizard
that b~tch so fat he clogged the sh~tter
little green std transmitter
if ya got geico, reconsider
[interlude]
alright that was pretty good if i do say so myself, congratulations flo
thank you~
now shut the f~ck up
alright so introducing jake from state farm jesus..
[verse 2: jake]
white and black is what i am
jake from state farm and the ku klux klan
progressive and green b~tch, they don’t care
like a good neighbor state farm is there
identity fraud is what we excel in
i ain’t gonna lie our sh~t ain’t sellin’
flo from progressive is a gold digger
because i’m black, i can say nig~
[interlude]
whoa, whoa, whoa you cannot say that, we are live on air
yes i can and i’ll say it again
nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig
waaaah!
i’m the gecko, how do you do?
shut the f~ck… up…
nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig~nig
somebody get this guy outta here!
flo? what do you not understand about shut up?
~hick bursts open door with shotgun~
it’s feedin’ time b~tches!
what the f~ck? who is that?
flo shut the f~ck up!
oh my god he has a gun!
i will use it~ f~ck!
get down, get down!
f~ck you flo!
sh~t oh f~ck!
yeah, jake from state farm f~ck you!
oh sh~t!
~screams~
hey guys what’s goin’ on around here?
[verse 3: gecko]
flo is a hoe and progressive is aggressive
here at geico our 15% is impressive
my wifey going psycho
she says she needs the green
not the gecko from geico
cause that b~tch too clean
taking over the world with our home and auto loans
foamin’ cum from the mouth like mr. holmes
b~tches want my d~ck but when i give them free quotes
you know they want a magic trick so i shove it down their throats!
[outro]
shut up lizard
oh dear, what are you doing with that~that american weapon?
i don’t like that home and auto sh~t
america
roll tide
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