lirik lagu kunt and the gang – perverts on the internet [2020 version]
[verse 1]
i met this girl on mysp~ce
she was 16 and a half
she said that i was well buff
and that i made her laugh
so i sent her a picture
of me w~nking in the bath…
i think i misjudged the situation
she didn’t want to see my soapy m~st~rbation
please don’t grass me up to tom!
[chorus – sung]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get their ding~dongs wet
i am one but don’t tell my mum
‘cos if she finds out then i’m gonna get done
[chorus – spoken]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get thеir ding~dongs wet
he is one but don’t tеll his mum
‘cos if she finds out then he’s gonna get done
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
hdtv, that’s alright with me
[verse 2]
then there was this lady
i met on yahoo! chat
we were getting on like a house on fire
then everything went flat
when i asked to see a picture
of her fingering her tw~t…
i think i misjudged the situation
she grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
and now my user account’s been blocked!
[chorus ~ sung]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get their ding~dongs wet
i am one but don’t tell my mum
‘cos if she finds out then i’m gonna get done
[chorus ~ spoken]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get their ding~dongs wet
he is one but don’t tell his mum
‘cos if she finds out then he’s gonna get done
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
hdtv, that’s alright with me
[verse 3]
i found this girl on facebook
with whom i used to go to school
i left a little message for her
up there on her wall
of how i often think of her
whilst playing with my tool…
i think i misjudged the situation
she told her husband about my declaration
and now he wants to kick me in the plums!
[chorus – sung]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get their ding~dongs wet
i am one but don’t tell my mum
‘cos if she finds out then i’m gonna get done
[chorus – spoken]
there’s a lot of perverts on the internet
trying to chat up girls and get their front~bums wet
he is one but don’t tell his mum
‘cos if she finds out then he’s gonna get done
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
p – e – r – v – e –r – t
hdtv, that’s alright with me
[outro – spoken]
you alright there? it’s kunt here… now, these opportunities don’t come along very many times in our lifetime. so please, download as many versions of the song as you can – on as many platforms as you can – and keep it streaming 24/7, until midnight on new year’s eve. all the links are at ‘borisjohnson.info’… i promise you i’ll make it worth your while in the new year. all the best, and see you on the other side
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