lirik lagu kunt and the gang – female referee (sexist version)
i was seeing this bird from benfleet
things were going swell
then one day i got home from the pub
and she dropped a bombsh~ll
my dinner wasn’t ready
there was nothing to eat for me
she said she’d enrolled on a fast track course
to be a female referee
female referee, female referee
i’m sure one time i saw one
reffing snooker on tv
i don’t remember any flashpoints
but how hard can it be?
there’s no judgement calls
with snooker b~lls
for a female referee
i tried to act supportive
and pay her compliments
i tried to show her the offside rule
with the help of condiments
but one day i came home
p~ssed up from the pub
my dinner wasn’t ready
there was no sign of my grub
female referee, female referee
put that f~cking whistle down
and go and make my tea
i’ve been down the boozer
with my mates since half past three
it got too much, i kicked her into touch
the female referee
we’d been split up about 6 months
i thought of her from time to time
then one day i turned on sky
and i saw her running the line
the commentators made some s~xist remarks
and soon they got dismissed
and what’s worse i’ve got no one to cook my grub
when i roll in p~ssed
female referee female referee
chuck that f~cking flag away
and please come back to me
i was at my lowest ebb
when i heard you got fingered by howard webb
but i’ll let it slide if you decide
to stop being a female referee
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