lirik lagu kunt and the gang – angry birds gave me piles
i moved in with my girlfriend but i was a b~ll~nd
i never really knew what a nagging c~nt she could be
to stop me giving her a slap, i downloaded this app
so i wouldn’t have to listen to her mithering at me
when she was keeping on, i locked myself in the john
i told her i had ibs but it was just a smokescreen
eventually i won, she went back to her mum’s
but i was left with a problem i hadn’t foreseen
see i hadn’t been doing a t~rd, i’d been playing angry birds
and my un~envisaged hitch started with a rectal itch
angry birds is the most addictive game by miles
thank you angry birds, you gave me piles
now sharp rectal stabbing pains have replaced my smiles
thank you angry birds you gave me piles
thank you angry birds you gave me piles
she left me on my own but i still had my iphone
my angry birds addiction i kept feeding
i always played that app, especially when i had a cr~p
until one day i suffered with rectal bleeding
so i went to my docs, and stripped down to my socks and told him
i’d played angry birds to fill the void
as he looked up my chad, he said, “the news is bad
angry birds has given you haemmorhoids”
angry birds is the most addictive game by miles
thank you angry birds, you gave me piles
now sharp rectal stabbing pains have replaced my smiles
thank you angry birds you gave me piles
now ‘haemmorhoids sufferer’ is on my medical files
thank you angry birds you gave me piles
thank you angry birds you gave me piles
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