lirik lagu knödel – samsung washer
samsung washer lyrics
verse one [jessrollyo] ~knödel~]
my mom found midget p~rn on my samsung washer
i’m gonna nut into your daughter
b~tch i’m the man behind the slaughter
(goodnight girl i’ll see you tomorrow)
ima call my mama
i’ll punch your grandma
~you punched a f~cking grandma?~
yeah, and i’ll do it again
f~ck all british people and f~ck big ben
stupid b~tch calling me ben 10
you absolute r~t~rd
you’re gonna get slapped hard
mom i threw up
little b~tch triple a cup
call me dream b~tch
your mom is dead in a ditch
you 6ix9ine b~tch ass snitch
yeah i know i cum in a sock
smash my d~ck with a big rock
i had s~x with dwayne the rock
i legit bet you shower naked
please for the love of god f~ck off david
your mom looks like morgan
she said she feels it in her organs
a single c~ck is what i own
you skin tone chicken bone
i suck at music is what i own
bought to much p~rn now i have a loan
shut up when i pee i moan
my bars aren’t g~y but they came out the closet
i wanna k!ll myself with a fortnite rocket
my favorite p~rn star is biggie cheese
tinkerbell is an anime like b~tch please
she bit my c~ck when she sneezed
p~~poo island is where i’m from
i m~st~rbated to my thumb
slap my nuts like a big drum
~n~l is gross
american toast
crumpets and tea
drink my pee
my daddy
looks like peewee
call me jewish cause i’m breathing gas
no joke i cum really fast
i sh~t out my hot wheels lightning mcqueen
i’m felling clean like a money machine
my cum is turning green
you know what f~ck it sheen
f~ck you i can twinge my sword
they call me the s~x lord
driving my hot wheels f~ck ford
this song is sponsored by nord
verse two [knödel]
i’m having a sheer heart attack
have a kindergartener throwing it back
your p~ssy is stinky i need a tictac
f~ck your zodiac sign b~tch
put my d~ck into an iceberg
this b~tch built like big bird
shut the f~ck up you little nerd
you know what you smell like? a f~cking cheese curd
(hurb)
this b~tch didn’t show me her b00bs
so i ran over a family of six and a random dude
this song litter than a f~cking jew
stupid ass b~tch can’t count to two
one two three four five six seven eight nine
lost my v~card but she was only f~cking nine
put my d~ck inside a fridge
f~ck you b~tch jump off of a bridge
my f~cking b~lls itch
jacking off to lilo and stitch
this b~tch looks like kevin durant
your d~ck looks like an ant
my d~ck turning orange like its fanta
this b~tch thicker than santa
this dumb b~tch looks like scooby doo
grab my b~lls and they’re turning blue
was just chilling then my d~ck flew
watching chinese midgets fart in each others faces on my roku
outro [karl jacobs]
hey guys
p~n~s
~cheering~
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