lirik lagu gaming all star rap battles – ridley vs sigma
[verse 1: ridley]
my troops have informed me
that there’s a lex luthor wannabe
and he sent an invitation that
he wants to step up to me
well i accept your foolish challenge
this’ll be a piece of cake
i can’t stand looking at you
you’re more ugly than f~cking mother brain
you call yourself evil
i k!lled samus’ parents when she was a child
i’m made of chozo technology
take down this pterodactyl if you can try
so sad, your plans failed b
because of a little boy with his little blaster
i’m in high command of the sp~ce pirates
so bow down bеfore your master
[verse 2: sigma]
hahahaha!!!
you’re no mastеr of mine
i’ll k!ll this bird with just one stone
you k!lled the girl’s parents
because your molesting ass wanted to bone
i was the first reploid made by dr. cain
to ever walk upon this earth
when i look at you, i know why
samus gets post~traumatic stress disorder
the mavericks are in my command
you just got brains that like to suck
just like trying to survive through metroid: other m
you’re just f~cked
i’ll rip out your guts and
i’ll feed them to my pet, velguarder
if you try to comeback with rhymes
you need to work a bit harder
[verse 3: ridley]
b~tch i got like seven different forms
i can use to kick your ass
let me talk about what they are
so you know who your against
first it’s me, then ridley robot
meta ridley, omega ridley
mystery creature, neo~ridley
ridley~2, and the little birdie
i wouldn’t even need these forms
because i can beat you just fine
cause i’m not afraid to fight a d~ckhead
spitting beams with these lines
i’ll mark an x on wherever
i decide to strike my claws in first
get ready eggman rip off
your death will be your worst
[verse 4: sigma]
you get defeated by a woman
isn’t that embarrassing for you already?
i’d tell you how much chance you’re gonna have
only if you quit being a p~ssy
you’re more insane than dr. wily
and he’s the true eggman rip off
and i got disses that burn you
in places you couldn’t think of
look at my machines through these generations
and you’ll be afraid
you’ll be hearing a gray voice in your head
right after you get maimed
the villains might always fail
but in this battle, that’s gonna change
locking on missles!
target is now in range!
(ship enters)
[verse 5: mega man]
not this time d~ckma
i’m gonna stop you to make your plans fail
me and samus gonna diss you both out
put your asses back in jail
[verse 6: samus]
looks like sigma was wrong
about the villains going to win
we beat you guys a million times
so that means we can do it again
[verse 7: mega man]
we’re the mega winners, buster
so just suck this mega buster
don’t think you can entertain us
you guys ain’t f~cking jesters
[verse 8: samus]
we can destroy you both
without the help with our suits
so bring it on you queers
send in your best troops
[verse 9: mega man]
now sigma, just give up
you’ve been causing enough trouble today
you can’t beat us no matter
how big your machines can be
[verse 10: samus]
and ridley i ain’t scared of you
no more, not at all
get down on the ground
and suck my suit’s morph ball
[verse 11: mega man]
we be the one’s representing
in super smash brothers 4
coming packed with awesome moves
wiping b~tches off the floors
[verse 12: samus]
you guys will never learn
you can’t k!ll us, we got more lives
and if you return again
then you better run and hide
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