lirik lagu gaming all star rap battles – jin kazama vs ryu
[verse 1: jin kazama]
if you think that you can beat me in this battle
you’re fooled
this is a rematch for you
street fighter x tekken 2
i am “the child of destiny”
and you’re destined to die
did marvel vs capcom’s spiderman make you cry?
you f~cking joke, you’re a hoax
gouken didn’t teach you sh~t
my grandfather’s fighting sk!lls lives in these fists
the surge of murderous intent
is not enough to f~ck me up
you couldn’t muster up the muscle
to crush a plastic cup
[verse 2: ryu]
i’m a man who fights for evil;
why do you think i’m fighting you?
you got no girls, and i already did
nina, miharu, and xiaoyu
those hot rod flame pants
are just so out of style
i’ll beat you so bad that knock out thе devil inside
the dеmon in your dad
tried taking you in the womb
i’ll shoryuken your j~panese ass;
i’ll send you to your doom
then i’ll finish with a knockout from my hadoken blast
there won’t be a round two
because we know i’ll kick your ass
[verse 3: devil jin]
the devil jin’s gonna send you to h~ll, son
no one knows when it’ll come
you can ask momma jun
i’m so evil
ogre’s original form fears
i’ll f~ck you up and you’ll like it
call you karate queer
you refuse to see sakura wants to give you head
there’s no place in h~ll
for g~ys like you and ken when you’re dead
i’m gonna say this once, so listen
jin won’t be gentile if i hear your b~tching
[verse 4: evil ryu]
you god d~mn fool
violence is who i am
my evil is driven by rage
and i’m about to go f~cking h.a.m
your devil ass got drunk
that you were in the desert getting buried
i will punch you so hard
that you will turn into a fairy
yo mama is such a milf
that she f~cks satan for a 2nd chance
you and your friends are slow fighters;
it’s making the players rant
that’s enough of you kazama;
this rap battle is now done
gaming all star rap battles season one is finished
and season 2 has now just begun
[verse 5: sub~zero]
not just yet you little freaks
sub~zero has now entered
i’ma stuff you guys in packages
and i’m gonna be the sender
you need some blood and gore
to make the top fighting game classes
and i’ll finish you guys by giving fatalities to your asses
now jin, are you lonely
’cause your mommy gone unknown and died?
well boo~hoo you little f~ggot;
i’m gonna stand here to make you cry
you like walking in the forest?
what the h~ll are you supposed to be?
you ain’t the strongest
in playstation all stars, they chose heihachi
now ryu, you hate ridiculous things
so let me go ahead and say
that it’s ridiculous you sleep anywhere
admit you’re g~y
you think that evil makes you stronger?
were you born r~t~rded?
i bet you couldn’t think of lifting
so your brain went and farted
mortal kombat is the best fighting game
to ever f~cking exist
you won’t be fighting any more
once i rip off all the limbs
so you better freeze your feet in place
be ready to be spineless
cause i won’t be calling friendship
i’m gonna make you go mindless
[verse 6: kasumi]
now stop fighting there boys
you’re getting me all intense
kasumi’s here to kick ass now
you better jump the battlefield fence
i’m in it to avenge my brother
why do you do it just to win?
female is the strongest gender
so i’ll throw you in the trash bin
let me judge you on your sk!lls
on a scale to one to ten
and honestly, y’all have lamer hits
than ryu’s friend ken
jin kazama, you’re so goth
obsessed with the d~mn flames?
hating on your grandpa?
that’s cruel; no wonder you can’t get fame
ryu, you’re so lame
in your life, you never seen titties
and don’t think you’re gonna see these mizuyoken beans
sub~zero, if i was with you
i wouldn’t get on my knees
because you’ll never get kids
the second you squirt, it’ll just freeze
i’m not playing hard to get
you men are just d~cks
you just randomly swing your body
to try to land some hits
the germans found me as a subject
to be the best fighter of them all
because women needs history today
the males will start to fall
[verse 7: nightmare]
if you think you’re so clever
then how come you only get money to strip?
why don’t you and your f~ggot friends
come and give my sword a l!ck?
i am your worst nightmare
literally, it’s in my name
you better not forget it;
i’ll be living in all your brains
i’m stepping to the battlefield
you all better get down and kneel
or i’ll chop you into pieces and eat them;
you could say i tried the veal
what lies in my soul
is of destruction in this d~mnation
if you call yourselves the masters
you all are m~st~rbations
your raps are so bad
that your souls want to leave your bodies
don’t insult my f~cking strength
or you will all be sorry
my swords full of mighty souls
i am the grim reaper of the grim reaper
my rhymes will blow up in your face
just like the minecraft creeper
i’ll rip your spine out kuai liang
and i’ll shove it up ryu’s ass
then i’ll grab kasumi and jin
to make your skulls crash
i should be in mortal kombat
because i gave a quad fatality
so this is the end of this little tournament finale
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