lirik lagu ed’s redeeming qualities – lawn dart (take one)
[skit: carrie bradley, dom leone, neno perrotta, dani leone]
what?
oh sorr—
okay just on the end
no! i’ll get it!
we’ll see, now leave it
leave it goin’
that was good!
okay, now do it again
’cause i was talking
all right
sorry
[verse 1]
it was the third of july
and the weather was fine
ed brought the hotdogs
the croquet set was mine
but the red ball was missing
and three mallets were bent
ed suggested lawn darts
so to kmart we went
we looked by the yard games
we looked by the grills
but we couldn’t find lawn darts
come high water or hills
we talked to the salesclerk
but she started to cry
she said “they’re off the shelves now”
and she told us both why
[chorus]
a kid was pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
her dad
didn’t see her
that’s the worst part
she was pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
so they’re now
off the shelves
at the kmart
[verse 2]
we both felt so bad
that we gave up the search
ed went to bed
and i went to church
and now we never grill hot dogs
and we don’t play yard games
since we heard that sad story
things just aren’t the same
[chorus]
pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
her dad
didn’t see her
that’s the worst part
she was pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
so they’re now
off the shelves
at the kmart
[chorus]
pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
(lawn dart)
her dad
didn’t see her
that’s the worst part
she was pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
(lawn dart)
so they’re now
off the shelves
at the kmart
pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
(lawn dart)
her dad
didn’t see her
that’s the worst part
she was pegged
in the head
with a lawn dart
(lawn dart)
so they’re now
off the shelves
at the kmart
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