lirik lagu destrano – life alert
[first verse]
to all those who are so helpless
that they need a wireless necklace
tug on the back and choke
this time you won’t stay woke
and you better not be broke
cause willie wants his inheritance
which better include a residence
that’s the only reason he loves the old
cause he wants in with the new
you did write in the will
“my house goes to my son and nephew”
he’ll reserve your basement for making brew
or to store his guns which go pew pew
so he can go hunting ducks
while his wife goes sleeping with a young buck
got no sympathy for those rich cucks
because they don’t care to raise their children
so they end up sleeping with a lot of women
and driving drunk racking up duis
while for all of us a ticket would suffice
they get away with driving drunk or high
even if it results in a guy who dies
they say they have affluenza
god, i’m tired of their lies
[hook]
i’ve been sick all week
too much coughing and a lack of sleep
don’t cry or weep
don’t exclaim all night, “why me?”
shut up, i don’t want to hear
why do people seem to be in fear
any illness, say the end is near
man your mind’s not clear
cause you had too much beer
get well soon, man i’m leaving on my lear
[second verse]
if you pretend that you’re injured
then you must be bitter
what did you do? hurt your finger?
i hope that’s not your excuse
for staying at home like a recluse
take a tip from ferris bueller
fake a fever
say you got attacked by a beaver
not the canadian one
maybe you hurt your finger pulling a lever
now you’re taking a sick day
but if you’re rich then you won’t miss pay
forget that though
i should be giving tips to people who are really sore
or those who want to get an ap score of four
here’s the first tip, don’t take a sick day
it’s a big test, don’t treat it like a survey
god i’m going on a tangent like trump
a guy who no one wants to hump
unlike my music, which everyone b-mps
[hook]
i’ve been sick all week
too much coughing and a lack of sleep
don’t cry or weep
don’t exclaim all night, “why me?”
shut up, i don’t want to hear
why do people seem to fear
any illness, say the end is near
man your mind’s not clear
probably cause you had too much beer
get well soon, i’m leaving on my lear
[third verse]
i’ve covered rich heirs and sick days
what could possibly be the next phase?
our healthcare system, oh i could write an essay
people say that canadian clinics have delays
but have you seen how many we have in usa today?
i mean, how long do i have to wait to get an x-ray!
not to mention the huge hospital bills
or how much one has to pay for pills
god d-mn, our system k!lls!
i’m not saying that europeans live like kings
but they’ve got better eu and uk tings
in this country you pay a lot to fix a bee sting
unless you’re drowning in your own bling
health insurance is something we should rethink
i’m telling you universal healthcare is on the brink
when we get it, then i’ll have a drink
[hook]
i’ve been sick all week
too much coughing and a lack of sleep
don’t cry or weep
don’t exclaim all night, “why me?”
shut up, i don’t want to hear
why do people seem to fear
any illness, say the end is near
man your mind’s not clear
probably cause you had too much beer
get well soon, i’m leaving on my lear
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu debbie sims – you got it all over him
- lirik lagu piroshka – everlastingly yours
- lirik lagu russ – out of tune
- lirik lagu lyrical son – oxygen
- lirik lagu jack ferrer – talk shit get hit
- lirik lagu damian lopez – what is there for me to do?
- lirik lagu miyagi & эндшпиль (andy panda) – i can fly
- lirik lagu eden dillinger – midnight nokia
- lirik lagu mcabre brothers – no chance
- lirik lagu improvidence – bodied