lirik lagu danny casale – magical dragon
[intro]
you don’t know coolman?
f~ck out of my face
[verse]
i met a magical dragon
with lots of compassion
he asked me if i needed a ride
i said sure, jus gotta be back by five
i’ve got a bad b~tch
who’s gonna scratch the bad itch
i’m talkin’ ’bout s~x
hop on this modest beast’s back
and it was mad wet
he told me that he just came out the closet
what could i say? i was proud of the dude
but clean up after dragon orgies
don’t be rude
i slid off of his bod
we reached our destination
tummy started rumbling with antic~p~tion
man, i really hope that this time is it
just wanna be cool with that drivers license
[policeman]
wait, are you telling me that this whole song is about a dragon
flying you over to the dmv to take your drivers test
for the third time because you failed the first two?
[danny casale]
that’s exactly what i’m saying
[verse]
early 2000’s saab is ready for me
middle aged instructor is looking kinda spicy
man, i hope that i pass this sh~t
riding by bike, nah, just ain’t it
[instructor]
3 point turn ~~ lit
parallell parking ~~ lit
congrats danny, you just passed your drivers test
[danny casale]
oh, sh~t
[verse]
i smile ear to ear and hug the g~y dragon
thank’s for helping me fulfill my passion
he hupt a ball of fire and he k!lled a seagull
but it don’t matter cuz now i’m road legal
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