lirik lagu da yoopers – two bagger
i met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck
she took me for a ride one night and told me we were stuck
she put her arms around me and said i’ll keep you warm
i was so dumb and innocent i didn’t see the harm
then they started wrestling and he almost had her beat
he fought that big ol’ beefalo till she pinned him to the seat
she made me drink a case of beer everything was a blur
when i work up this morning i was married to her
chorus:
he’s married to a logger who looks just like his dad
but his dad don’t have a mustache and his feet don’t smell as bad
up here in the last frontier men are men its true
but she makes arnold schwarzenegger look like peggy sue
i called up her dad to see if he would take her back
he laughed so hard i thought he’d have another heart attack
he said to find a paper bag to put upon her head
i grabbed a k-mart shopping bag and went on back to bed
he tried to put the bag on her but it was way too small
she got him in a hammer lock and pinned him to the wall
how do you think i feel waking up to you
if i’ve got to wear a paper bag you better put on two
(repeat chorus)
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- lirik lagu dc talk – talk it out
- lirik lagu fight back – disestablishmentarianism
- lirik lagu critical mass – dorian gray
- lirik lagu finnugor – beyond the last goodbye
- lirik lagu da yoopers – happy birthday fungus face
- lirik lagu crumbsuckers – live to work
- lirik lagu daan – smokesucker
- lirik lagu cunnie williams – deja blue
- lirik lagu crusader – i…joan