lirik lagu da yoopers – crawlin’ home puker
1. i slowly open up one eye
feel a pounding in my head
my mouth tastes like i ate my socks
lord i think i must be dead
there’s something lying next to me
its got a hairy ugly face
i saw her in a movie once
the thing from outer sp~ce
2. i see little creepy crawlers
in the corners of my eye
when i try to look at them
they flap their little wings and fly
i reach out for the nearest beer
it tastes as warm as pee
it’s full of soggy old ciggy b~tts
but i only swallowed three
chorus:
it was a crawling home puker
that made me this way
a crawling home puker
now i’ve gotta pay
i ain’t no quitter
i’ll party till the end
but if i live through this one
i’ll never do it again
3. i fall down upon my knees
put my arms around the stool
i whisper to my toilet bowl
thanks for being so cool
my stomach feels like jello
my brains have turned to mush
my toilet’s over flowing
i don’t have the strength to flush
4. i got crusties on my eyeb~lls
and my t~~th are growing hair
and i smell just like a beagle
when he’s passing stinky air
i feel like death warmed over
and i think i’ve got the runs
then someone cracks a beer and says
hey, have a beer you old son of a gun
(repeat chorus)
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