lirik lagu cyanide and silicone – morning flush
(c’mon!)
[verse 1: brin and dubby]
walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom
dale’s drool spit on the floor cause he sh~t and he’s sore
i just went ahead and closed the f~cking door
and dropped my drawers
a good needed morning flush is important
p~~py p~~py but cause the toilet won’t flush
if i’m holding in a dump then you know i’m kind of f~cked
cause joey’s f~cking b~tt dump kind of f~cking stunk
what, clogging up the drain it’s big brown bass stunk
dubby sh~ts to the power of nine k9’s i ain’t lying
walls be bumping harder than the bassline
i clean the f~cking seat every morning because my p~ss leaks
my p~ss reeks like joseph’s sh~t and f~cking dish sink
my brain’s like an assh0l~ it’s holding sh~t back
i’m in the middle of the playground, the bubble guts attack
god d~mn, what the f~ck did i have for breakfast?
coffee and some donuts, cheerios the best, b~tch
huh, good thing i drank bang energy
(uh, dude!)
(mm, mmm, mmm, mm)
[interlude: joey]
to be frank, i got a chocolate hot dog
got your from your mom at the toilet at red lobster
i got it at 11 a.m. so it’s still counting as a f~cking morning flush
my sh~t hairy, i named it potter
[verse 2: brin and dubby]
6 in the morning i had a crazy thought
should i puke, should i p~ss, should i sh~t in the pot?
i don’t know dude, someone f~cking jizzed on the lid
it’s a little bit of joe pubic hair in his sh~t
sh~t fard, f~cking barred by the plunger
f~cking fard like it’s thunder cause i ate all my hunger
i like to sing~a, about the moon~a and the june~a
and my loofer when i shower cause i take a big p~~p~a
[hook: brin]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p~ssed off a lot, and we p~ss on the floor
[hook: brin and dubby]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p~ssed off a lot, and we p~ss on the floor
[verse 3: brin, dubby, and joey]
i like toilet humor cause it tickles me pink
i f~cking fart f~cking giggle holy sh~t brian stinks
hey dale, let me in on a verse, make it work
i’m the king of holy b~tts and f~cking tooting my t~rds
got the boys bathroom moving like a cattle ranch
laying logs in the toilet and they big as a branch
no f~cking morning flush, i leave sitting in the bowl
so the next mother f~cker see it stinking up and old, uh
am i wiping my ass or am i wiping a marker?
is this my parkinson’s? i cannot f~cking tell, i wipe harder
and joey~boey comes~a~knocking
heh~hey brian, i gotta sh~t
i gotta toot my f~cking b~tt and f~cking b~tt out all my sh~t
wiping harder and harder and i’m a bit of a farter
i f~cking pfft~pfff, and i don’t mean to alarm
i see the preps, i give them swirlies in the toilet i just sh~tted in
a morning sh~t it is, i really got to get my sh~ttings in
[outro: joey]
when they see joe coming they just lock the bathroom door
cause when i get into that b~tch i p~ss and sh~t all on the floor
they ask for more
like joe~boe’s kitchen handing out the wackest porridge
i just pour it super slow and blow a fart because i’m bored
that’s who i am, and if it hasn’t proved it yet
my saucy ass is coming back and running fat in full effect
and i just drum up on the track like i got cowbells on my chest
and if your girlies coming over i just groom my face and nuts
i morning flush, b~tch
(huh, auhh, huuh)
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