lirik lagu creme brulee/the league of gentlemen – the denton’s hygeine song
[introduction}
we’ve learnt from all our past mistakes that teaching guests is tough
the old way was confusing, we found it took too long
but now you are shay denton
come learn our rules in song…
[verse 1]
the bathroom is a dangerous place where evil germs can lurk
to keep clean is a duty, from which we mustn’t shurk
[verse 2]
hygiene is a princ-p-l we really all must have
so scrub your hands with pumice stone, whenever you touch the lav
[verse 3]
the kitchen can be deadly, just think of all that dirt
to clean things ten or fifteen times it really cannot hurt
imagine all the places those naughty microbes hide
a rubbish bin, a soiled lid, these marigolds inside
[verse 4]
all we want is order, everything in its place
to have it any other way would be a d-mn disgrace
you see how each things labelled, you know how it must stay
your aunty val’s v-g-n-l douche, we keep behind this tray
[verse 5}
so now that we have shown you, the way that we’ve been true
we hope that you’ll be happy and know what you must do
when ever your the toilet, please recall this song
wash your hands (before and after)
[ i can’t make out this line, listen to it for yourself }
got that?
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- lirik lagu mascots – growing old
- lirik lagu glasgow celtic supporters – the 25th of may
- lirik lagu marvis – for the chance
- lirik lagu rbl posse – a part of survival
- lirik lagu tasha tah – malang
- lirik lagu moneyatmidnight – who run it (remix)
- lirik lagu penetrante sorte – die ps klasse
- lirik lagu 8aint jame8 – zenith