lirik lagu crazymariobros
[verse 1]
lyrics:
[mario]
ohhhh my god!!!
i can’t believe who i’m going up against!!!
wow, this’ll be easy
where do i begin?
oh~ho, i most certainly know now
luigi, i’ve been waiting for this moment
to squash and pummel you down like a rodent
i’ve got the high ground, so take a quick seat
because i’ll make sure that you’ll be beat
it’s clear the winner, winner chicken dinner
you’re nothing but a sinner, at life you’re a beginner
don’t mess with the flock, just go take a walk
but let’s never forgеt your valentine was a rock!
[verse 2]
[luigi]
oh no, i’m not letting this happеn again!
this is a big team roast, not a 3v1!
but anyways i’ll own all of you, just you wait!
until you see what i’ve got and it’ll be your fate!
mario, you needed potions to run 15 miles per hour
jr you always hide in trees, you really need a desperate shower
bowser, what’s with that sombrero you wear all the time
you all have so many problems, it’s just a crime, on how you waste so much time!
[verse 3]
[bowser]
so that’s the game you wanna play?
trying to spit out fire when i spit out full on flames?
it’s always been my dream to see
what the world would be, if the leader was me!
y’all shouldn’t try, just go and cry
while i clearly fly, i’ll fly and fly high
but it’s a challenge too, if you only knew
what it’s like to be screwed, oh wait that’s you!
[verse 4]
[bowser jr]
dad, your rhymes are awful. just sit out this round
your eventual end is most certainly bound
it’s time, to die, your life’s a lie
i got the rhymes to show you why
just leave, you’re nothing but a pet peeve
people think you’re dumb, but really you deceive
it’s time to expose all your deepest secrets
it’s time to show how you make everyone sleepless!
[verse 5]
(lakitu incoming!)
[lakitu]
alright, here we go, it’s time to settle
i’m a cooking pot, you’re a kettle
you are all bad, i am all good
should i vote lakitu? hmm, i would
you guys can’t rap, rappa tap tap
get on the stage, no one would clap
then you’d be all sap, then go take a nap
because i’m a legend, the myth, the fact!
[verse 6]
[mario] what makes you think you can rap at all, you four~eyes?
[luigi] trying to diss us all, really wasn’t that wise!
[bowser jr] we get it dude, you got sticks, we got bars
[bowser] and if you have a problem, just know it’s not ours!
[mario]
your glasses look like you just came out the 80’s
the only thing you’re good for is directing a grand prix
but even at that, you somehow still fall short
so let’s pack you up and send you to the airport!
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