lirik lagu commander jacob – microsoft paint vs adobe photoshop – lame-ass rap battle
[intro: announcer]
lame~ass rap battles
microsoft paint
vs
adobe photoshop
[verse 1: microsoft paint (snakebite126)]
i’m opening the windows, so scram off of my lawn
don’t try to rhyme, dawg, even my palette’s an icon
you charge 30 a month for a learning curve that’s straight doo~doo
must’ve dropped the opacity; i can see right through you
i’ll grab a brush, swap the color, make this kid black out
because i get your raps aren’t even a bitmap~ped out
i’m the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
i’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy
[verse 2: adobe photoshop (eric the audible)]
well, if you’d like to start war, let’s open an art board
got a liquified flow to claim the place that i fought for
look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
we’re already two different types; no need to up the contrast
sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, i’m rocking the house
your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
mark this: my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
you’re even sucking at fillers, i’ll make you kick the paint bucket!
[verse 3: microsoft paint (snakebite126)]
falling flat? check the thumbnail, you can’t scold me
coming at me with those lines? you might wanna control z
painting skies since ’85 style pouring like rain
i’ll draw the line on this mic, call me mc paint
you can’t mask your overratedness. it’s hurting, isn’t it?
hold control and scroll up, maybe you’ll find a sh~t i give
[verse 4: adobe photoshop (eric the audible)]
i’m known to burn tools when i’m spitting a rhyme
you can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine!
look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? i got plentiful
from programs rough ’round the edges, i’d recoment the feather tool
masks? i’m clipping you, no brown, but your palette’s sh~tty, dude
get back to the junkbard, gimp is less of a b~tch to use
[verse 5: microsoft paint (snakebite126)]
you can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
i had more fun using an snes mouse pad
use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
or continue making youtubers’ slimey~ass cl!ckbait
[verse 6: adobe photoshop (eric the audible)]
i’ve had to deal with dudes try to do me like a clone stamp
so let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
that’s how you lasso a win, no way ms jank beat me
you’d be better of opening a verse in paint 3d
[outro: announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
thanks for watching and stay tuned for the next lame~ass rap battle
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