lirik lagu brian posehn – one quarter viking, three quarter’s pussy
long swords, viking ships
endless battles and tales of yore
my nordic ancestors
had battle axes and looked like thor
never swung a sword
or a battle axe in my life
but i sure as h~ll
have gotten a mani~pedi with my wife
i’m a mess
my nordic folks would k!ll me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
these sons of odin
fought bears and f~cking conquered sh~t
i’m fat and if i held a sword
i’d probably stab my tits
i’d be so raped
and pillaged in my viking village
if i was chased
i’d get caught and blood would spillage
i have pot tits
amon amarth would hate me
because i ma be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
i’m a fat sh~t
my grandma would hate me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
on a viking longship
i wouldn’t last an hour
any word of battle
i’d sh~t my pants and cower
i’m a mess
my nordic folks would hate me
because i may be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
i’m so f~cked
my nordic folks would k!ll me
because i may be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
i’m a fat sh~t
my grandma would hate me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p~ssy
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- lirik lagu the jacks (us band) – into the dark
- lirik lagu indigomerkaba – bakooza
- lirik lagu kody – my own lane
- lirik lagu shu watanabe & ryosuke miura – time judged all
- lirik lagu pop smoke – bout a million
- lirik lagu natalie mccool – someone nue
- lirik lagu powfu – pocket change
- lirik lagu dript – come from the jungle
- lirik lagu bop menaxe – block or brick