lirik lagu bonginator – intro ii
what the f~ck is up b~tch. the year is 4069, and marijuana has gone extinct once again. the earth, ravaged by nuclear war, cannot sustain the crop. nasa has called upon their smartest and most handsome astronaut to travel to the planet jupiter and plant the last 10 cannabis seeds in existence, because that’s why they call it a “gas giant”. this will be the most dangerous and treacherous journey man has ever embarked upon, so we have equipped you with the most advanced equipment known to man
you will find your sp~cesuit has a built in bong for ultimate weed ripping capabilities. the sp~cesuit also comes with a jetpack, oxygen filter, and pressurized helmet. there are no bathrooms, so you will be provided a thousand diapers to contain your pee pee, poo poo and diarrhea
our satellites have shown definite signs of life on the planets surface. these aliens will try to k!ll you, so you must make peace with them. we will send you with the last pound of weed known to man, you will give this to the aliens as an offering to their altar. the idol they worship is a massive bong made entirely of flesh and gore. a total cacophony of death stench known only as the intergalactic gorebong of deathpot
if you notice your iq start to drop, don’t be alarmed, this is normal. the planet jupiter has always been known to make people stupider. unfortunately there is nothing we can do about this and you will just have to live with it. just be thankful we didn’t send you to venus
as the humans of earth await your return, all fate hangs in the balance. the cosmic balance of the universe must be restored. you are the earths last hope. the fate of mankind rests in your hands
you must save the world again, by smoking weed again
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